Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 20, 2017
"Unicorn Withdrawal Stage 4: depression." Max: Why are you so down? Phoebe: Marigold's not around, and she's my best friend. Max: What does that make me? Phoebe: Best friend, subcategory "boy" #2 overall. Max: Girls are weird. Phoebe: Everybody's weird.