Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 07, 2017
Phoebe: Hey, Dakota. Dakota: Hey, Phoebe. Wasn't I great? Phoebe: Why'd you invite us, anyway? Dakota: I knew you'd understand that being in a goblin opera makes me cooler. My popular, cool friends wouldn't understand that, so I had to turn to you. Phoebe: If I'm so lame, why do you even care what I think? Dakota: We need uncool kids' approval, too. It's called democracy.