Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 14, 2016
Phoebe: You need to be able to look away from your reflection. Focus on your flaws! Don't you ever think "ew" when you look at, like, your nose hairs? Marigold: My nose hairs are lovely, like the bristles on an elegant crystal brush! Phoebe: I do admire your self-assurance. Marigold: My nostrils are...dare I say it...heavenly.