Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 23, 2016
Phoebe: There's a John Cage song that's just four and a half minutes of silence. Man: And? Phoebe: And, um, I practiced that instead of my assignment. Man: How do you even know about that? Phoebe: My dad told me. Man: Why in heaven's name would he do that? Phoebe: I think he wanted to hear the T.V.