Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 22, 2016
Phoebe: Why aren't there more unicorns in ads? I think people would buy things if a unicorn said they were the best. Marigold: Unicorns only endorse products we use ourselves and deem worthy. Observe. This attractive and compact Phoebe is guaranteed 100% organic! Phoebe: You aren't actually allowed to sell me, just so you know.