Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 21, 2016
Phoebe: I know you didn't assign any homework. But I did some anyway. My unicorn assigned it. Can I hand it in? Teacher: Uh... Phoebe: It's mostly a list of adjectives that describe unicorns, and an essay on the influence of goblin culture. I hope it won't count against my grade that I got a lot of help with it. Teacher: I wouldn't lose any sleep.