Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 11, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: You're pretty good! Marigold: I know! Phoebe: How come you didn't want to show me? Marigold: If i were to take a spill, it would make me appear undignified. Phoebe: So is blowing your nose on the curtains. Marigold: The ancient unicorn scrolls are very clear about the snot exceptions.
What does unicorn snot look like, I wonder – does it sparkle?