Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 20, 2014
To: Mom and Dad Subject: Camp in good! Phoebe: Hi, 'rents. Which is short for "parents" and saved typing. Although I guess not if I bother to explain it. Oh, well. Music camp is fun. Sue is still my favorite crazy person. Sue: I think I can get my clarinet to double as a potato cannon! Phoebe: The piano counselor says I suck less than I did last year, or at least that was the subtext. Phoebe: I think marigold is in love. Marigold: We are so different. Ringo: We both enjoy tea. Phoebe: I know your lives are empty without me. Mom: Our daughter underestimates wine and video games. Dad: Don't kids always.