Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 11, 2014
Princess Pedantia: Shimmering castle is under attack! Sgt. Horsey: I know how to stop the dark beings, Princess Pedantia. Phoebe: I like that new unicorn. Dad: Sgt. Horsey He's not new. Phoebe: He's not? Dad: He's a revival of a first generation Pastel Unicorn. Toycorp was trying to get boys into Pastel Unicorns. Sgt. Horsey's mechanical wings are from a crossover with Robots Who Are Totally Also Cars. Phoebe: Some people's dads are into football. Dad: I get to have a daughter who shares my interests.