Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 22, 2014
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Phoebe: Mom, could you go to the store today?
Mom: I guess. Why?
Phoebe: I fed all the peanut butter to my unicorn.
Mom: I keep getting banned from online parenting groups for "making things up."
She should know better than to ask Phoebe to elaborate on certain subjects.