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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 25, 2013
Phoebe: *snif* Marigold: Are you crying? Phoebe: This movie always makes me cry. Marigold: Then why do you watch it? Phoebe: Because I love it! Marigold: I thought humans found crying unpleasant. Phoebe: It all depends. There's good crying, too. Movie crying is good crying. Marigold: What about shedding a tear for one's own tragic loveliness? Phoebe: If that works for you. Marigold: *snif* Yes, this is quite nice!
Ernest P. Worrell (played by Jim Varney; 1949-2000) once shed happy tears in a commercial for Purity Dairies premium ice cream.