Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 16, 2013

Well, don’t just stand there. Get them some salad dressing and croutons.

nice cute bit, just a simple thing but some thing just cute about it.

Psst, you got some grass stuck between your teeth.

In chorus that must sounds more irritant.

But they talk with they’re mouths full?…

Unicorns…’nuff said.

What they say!

@GanondoxThey do poop rainbows!http://www.instructables.com/id/Unicorn-Poop/

I think Florence is cute. Just something about the way hair and glasses.

chouchou fr noun = pet , darling pronounced chew chew

Unichorus.

White chocolate?

Unicorn Poop Cookies.

Madame Simpson,

I just wanted to thank you so very much for your comic. Thank you for the way the ‘next’ button is always in the same place, thank you for making your songs and poems scan correctly, and thank you for your lovely unicorn and entertaining little girl.

I passed a much-needed morning of simple, giggling leisure in the enjoyment of your back-catalog accompanied by Cheetos and fizzy orange water. You have nourished my soul and made the world a better place, and again I thank you most sincerely. Kindly persevere in your splendiferocity.

Yours,Sterling S. Sterling