Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 10, 2013

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    Robotech_Master  almost 11 years ago

    Her nostrils don’t look that unfortunate to me.

    Nice glasses.

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    silverfingers  almost 11 years ago

    Phoebe knows the drill. Now, it’s time to know if Florence is like the other unicorns, or if she is capable of show adaptability …

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    A nerd unicorn! I didn’t think there was such a thing.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 11 years ago

    Nice frizzy mane Florence has too. With that and the glasses, she’s reminding me of Bernice (or was Beatriz?) from “Luann.”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Florence must have gotten those glasses from The Far Side of the forest.

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    luducks  almost 11 years ago

    I wonder what (who?) Florence’s pet is…

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    blackshire  almost 11 years ago

    If the unicorns have libraries, Florence may be a librarian. If they charged any form of rent to other creatures who live in their demesnes, she would also make a good landlady…

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    kaykeyser  almost 11 years ago

    Oh Phoebe unicorn burn! Also She’s a lot better looking then I thought. Kind of more like Unfortunate eyes then nostrils but I love her mane or is it her main? her main mane? whatever I like her hair. I was expecting some goofy looking Unicorn but she kind of looks normal-ish. maybe her quirks are to come?

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    auriel4  almost 11 years ago

    But! if you compare florence’s nostrils to marigold’s nostrils, you can see where the name may have come from. Flo’s are holes that are closer together and marigolds are pretty little dots not close together.

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    auriel4  almost 11 years ago

    plus a unicorn is a unicorn after all, and would have sublime beauty to us

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    fuzzyimages  almost 11 years ago

    A good movie to start with is the “Last Unicorn”

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    fuzzyimages  almost 11 years ago

    Looks like Florence ran afoul of that “Magic Hair Spell”

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    Simon_Jester  almost 11 years ago

    Florence may not have unfortunate nostrils…but yeeshk, that mane, that tail! What does she do, get her kicks by sticking her horn in light sockets?

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    Neo Stryder  almost 11 years ago

    a nerd unicorn?

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    kantuck-nadie  almost 11 years ago

    Oh deer. I hate to sound like an old maid. But those glasses do make her appear far older than she probably is. But then how old CAN unicorns be? 100? 200? I must admit she appears like those stereotypical librarians.

    No offense to Ms. Simpson, BTW. I’ a bit more mature than most, and remember those types of glasses; ‘Granny glasses’ I believe they was called.

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    Hag5000  almost 11 years ago

    Florence’s glasses and mane style work for her.

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    Q4horse  almost 11 years ago

    Human’s are not pets, as any horse or cat will tell you, they are “Staff”.

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    Stellagal  almost 11 years ago

    I think Flo is the unfortunate nostrils. She’s acting like a snot towards Phoebe.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Great glasses!

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    Me3000  almost 11 years ago

    phobe is playing with her pet, the phone

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    tirnaaisling  almost 11 years ago

    It’s all in the position and flare… the mane hair is rather unfortunate too ;)

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    dogday Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Well Marigold’s manners are certainly better than Florence’s. Phoebe was introduced as a friend, not as a pet, and the introduction should have been acknowledged. Tut, Florence. Tut!

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I have an idea that Florence’s appearance might be based on a bad high school photo of Ms Simpson.No shame, we all have at least one bad high school photo.

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    bopard  almost 11 years ago

    The bearer of bad news has her ears back in the first panel. Make yourself really scarce PHE, you don’t want to know what bad news is for an immortal.

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    Masterius  almost 11 years ago

    Phoebe needs to introduce Florence to contact lenses.

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I once saw a movie called Black Moon. In it, a young woman is chasing after the ugliest unicorn you can imagine. It was a Welsh pony with a horn and ugly paint.

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    scyphi26  almost 11 years ago

    Her nostrils actually seem rather normal to me. I mean they certainly aren’t HEAVENLY (there is a visual difference), but they certainly wouldn’t be unsightly to anyone but a unicorn I suppose.

    Like the glasses and mane.

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    Iron Ed  almost 11 years ago

    Unicorns aren’t “animals”; period. :-)

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    Iron Ed  almost 11 years ago

    Unicorns aren’t “animals”; period. :-)

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    luducks  almost 11 years ago

    …it occurs to me that if Marigold is the Dakota of unicorns, than Florence might be the Phoebe of Unicorns…

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    luducks  almost 11 years ago

    Some of us are not a potato.

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    Iron Ed  almost 11 years ago

    We are all mammals; some mammals are animals, some are sentients/people. :-)

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I missed you today Dana.

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  2 months ago

    Unfortunate nostrils? More like unfortunate EYES… :P

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