Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 26, 2012
Mom: Could you move so I can clean up that last bit of wrapping paper Phoebe: NO! Mom: Excuse me? Phoebe: It's the last piece of Christmas that's left! I'm making a stand! Mom: I'll come back when you get bored with this. Phoebe: And don't bother pointing out the irony of making a stand by sitting on something!