Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 29, 2012
Phoebe: If we're going to be best friends, you'll need to know all about me. I was born in a golden, palace, and a host of angel butterflies sang of the new era my birth would usher in. Also, my middle name is "DANGER." Marigold: You were born at Harbor General with a slight case of jaundice, and you middle name is "Grizelda." Phoebe: How did- Marigold: Read the patriot act.