Phil Hands for December 07, 2021

The United States of America should treat the anti-mask, anti-vaxxers like they are being treated in Germany!

But here’s an idea: Let’s send several million doses to the folks in Africa who still REALLY NEED IT !

We haven’t waited here. My county came to vaccinate me. They’ll be back to do my influenza vaccine.

Here’s a thought; just label the bottle “ivermectin” and it will go like pancakes!

Something is off about the booster supply. Early this fall my wife and I were told we could just walk in or make an appointment for any time. We got it done at WMT without a problem.

This week an acquaintance decided to get it and after calling four pharmacies found one who had the vaccine and would give her an appointment.

Why the logistical problem? If it’s a supply shortage then why keep pushing it through the media ads and news stories?

Please, can’t I wait until I’m dying in a hospital, and then admit my mistake, and get a shot? /S

I’m grateful for the vaccine and booster. Now I’ll feel ok about being around family and friends at Christmas

If you missed yesterday’s cartoon, click left above.

And for those extra-special MAGAts on your Christmas Shopping list, just get ‘em a packet of Magic Dirt© at the low, low price of $220 (American) / lb, massaged by Kobe virgins from the most exclusive landfills. Pay no attention to those “fake news” claims about lead and arsenic – this is the real deal super-duper CURE! It’ll also “de-toxify” the COVID vaccine they foolishly got. Makes a great soup and food additive for babies, too!

Too expensive? Can’t get those precious Ivermectin pills at the feed store? No problem! Just buy them a nebulizer kit with a big bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide! Call Now!

/s

But seriously, search argument magic dirt to see just how stupid people are…

Gee, and “Doctor” Jim Jordan claims that “Real Americans” are so done with COVID, now.

Since “Red” states are getting infected at a huge rate, and more than a thousand are dying every day… well, I guess he’s lying.

Search argument jim jordan real americans covid

Stories and screen shots from all over the place. Take your pick (unless you’re a MAGA).

Going to my appointment, Phil. Would have gone even without the $100 incentive from my workplace!

Over a thousand unvaxed are people dying everyday.