Phil Hands for February 23, 2021

They need maga hats.

Well, Mars is a red planet. Maybe Republicans ought to go there.

Mars has been infected by Q? Did Russia get there before we did?

No intelligent life in the universe would want to come here unless using Earth as a penal colony . . . like early day Australia.

Good luck with that!!

Perseverance went astray and landed in the U.S. heartland?

Right wingers are the dumbest life form on the planet, they foul the nest.

Won’t find much on earth, either.

Nah.. those idiots are intelligent enough. They just want attention and some TV time. Anymore.. the irrational get all the coverage.

Don’t go to the CPAC if you are looking for intelligent life! The Tangerine Traitor is telling them that he is “The Presumptive 2024 Republican Nominee foe President”.

Capt. Kirk.. “Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life on earth”

Climate deniers! Look to Mars! You all say more CO2 is good for plants! Mars’ atmosphere is 96% CO2! Look at all the plants!!

Climate deniers! Look to Venus! You all say more CO2 is good for plants! Venus’ atmosphere is 96% CO2! Look at all the plants!!

Now here is the funny part. To warm Mars up, we should add a bit more CO2 (Not Nitrogen or Oxygen). When that atmosphere warms up a bit, water vapor will be able to hang around in the atmosphere warming it up a bit more. Think about the rain! Carbolic acid rains!

Is this a testing site in the AZ desert, being protested by “patriots” in cosplay?

One of my “favorite” MAGA signs (for sheer stupidity) was “Only Criminals Wear Masks!”

Yep. Here’s yer sign…