Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2024

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    Need coffee  about 2 months ago

    Hey, maybe they just happened to go into style today. Check GQ.

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    carlsonbob  about 2 months ago

    Oh yeah, I just looked up the value of my car online and suddenly I’m bombarded with car ads.

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    BasilBruce  about 2 months ago

    I will now get out my phone and say, “Naked women.”

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Even Alexa© won’t endorse Trump (ha ha ha!)

    And I always listen to Alexa© . . .

    And Taylor Swift.

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    Sanspareil  about 2 months ago

    Siri is more logical, he/she has ties to reality!!

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    We do not have Alexa for that very reason, they say it does not spy on you, but best be careful!

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    TwilightFaze  about 2 months ago

    It’s marketing algorithms, not the government. Blame Google or Edge or whatever browser you use. They upgraded so that they can read your search history and present ads to help you find/buy stuff you want. Too bad it only stokes the conspiracy theorists out there… (and that the algorithm is useless most of the time)

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    blunebottle  about 2 months ago

    I remember having Bolo ties when I was young.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    My phone, and computer have the speech recognition turned firmly OFF. But it’s true that I don’t actually turn off the mic on the phone since it’s integral to the use of the phone part of the device.

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    Ichner  about 2 months ago

    A few months ago I was at a bar, talking to a friend with my phone just sitting on the table in front of me. A song by Paul Simon played on the jukebox, so I told my friend a fun fact about Paul Simon, then said I was getting up to order an Old Fashioned cocktail. When I got back, I picked up my phone, and its Google news scroll began with an article about Paul Simon, followed by one about how to make a top Old Fashioned. I don’t even have the “listen in case I ask a question” feature turned on.

    Just last Friday I was talking to a friend about trying a restaurant I’d heard mentioned a month prior, and decided to use my phone to Google search it to see where it was. Its name was three words starting with “One”. I typed “One” and Google’s autocomplete suggestions started with the name of that restaurant, which wasn’t new, was an obscure place, was fifteen miles away from where I was, nowhere near any other destination I’d been at, and wasn’t anything I’d ever Googled before. There was absolutely no way for Google to predict that “One” was going to be a search for that hole-in-the-wall restaurant other than if it had been listening in to our conversation.

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    chronax5  about 2 months ago

    if i browse with my phone while p**ping, does the phone know which restaurant i ate at ?

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    shanen0  about 2 months ago

    I have a “comprehensive theory” about how it works. The responsiveness of the ads is actually a metric of how much or little personal information they have on me. If I am “starving the beast” and reserving my personal information, then my ads should be focused rather narrowly. If I am seeing a wide spectrum of ads all the time, then “they” know too much about me.

    But I may be deluding myself. I think it’s good that my ads from all sources seem to be narrowly focused all the time, and almost always focused on things I have no intention of buying. But it might just be bugs in the AI or some kind of subliminal priming for other stuff that I actually wind up buying without knowing why.

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    TekoaMT  about 2 months ago

    Feel like Rat could pull off that look, tho…

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    Lenavid  about 2 months ago

    Privacy is old fashioned.So are respect, civility, responsibility, and accountability.

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    Frank Salem Premium Member about 2 months ago

    My friend was having trouble with his Amazon account and had called twice to no avail and he asked me to help him. I went to his house and called Amazon on his land line and acted as if I was him. When they asked for confirmation on who I was I gave them my friend’s name, address, email, etc. They asked why I was calling and after I explained I was told to wait a minute or two while they looked into the problem. When the rep returned to the phone he said, “Thanks Mr. S#$^#Y” calling me by my name which of course I hadn’t given to them. The only way he could have known my name was by voice recognition. Be careful because you have no privacy.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    Help help.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 2 months ago

    We actually do need the Government to put some laws in place that protect privacy and deal with new technology. Unfortunately, we also have a country where it’s legal for companies that violate our privacy to give limitless money to legislators.

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    david_42  about 2 months ago

    My phone lives in my back pocket, so all I get is ads for gas-x.

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    wongo  about 2 months ago

    I have some Bolivian bolo ties; they ate quite nice.

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    Znox11  about 2 months ago

    Blame Al…Al G. Rhythm

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    Our search engines are listening to us. Stop it, Chrome!

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    chris_o42  about 2 months ago

    THEY hear everything. (But who are THEY?)

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    Ellis97  about 2 months ago

    It’s all a conspiracy, man.

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    jonesbeltone  about 2 months ago

    LOL!

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    Purple People Eater  about 2 months ago

    What’s really creepy is when you just think of something and an ad for that shows up. Coincidence? Maybe…

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    kaycstamper  about 2 months ago

    Yep, trackers!

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    I look up something on Google, and suddenly there are videos in my YouTube feed on that very subject

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    rugeirn  about 2 months ago

    The quote, “Privacy is dead. Get over it,” is often attributed to Scott McNealy, the co-founder and former CEO of Sun Microsystems. The company is long gone, but the prescience of the words remains.

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    aerotica69  about 2 months ago

    I never watch sports. I have no real interest in sports. I have no browsing history involving sports. But once a year I check the Cleveland Indians’ standing just before playoff season. And then for weeks I get pop-up ads for sporting gear, Vegas odds-makers, sports streaming services, men’s “health aids”, wings and pizza.

    But its even worse when you know what you want, you don’t have to search anything, you go directly to amazon and purchase the item, and you’re still bombarded with ads for the exact item you already purchased.

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    nednewbie  about 2 months ago

    It’s not the government… it’s the corporations that are listening to you

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 2 months ago

    By commenting here will I soon be getting ads for Pastis’s books?

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    oish  about 2 months ago

    I remember the scene Mr Scott picks up and talks into a mouse and learns the computer isn’t voice activated. Found the concept quite “Quaint” but now I find it more annoying and invasive as mosquitos (that at least go away in the winter)

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    kaystari Premium Member about 2 months ago

    This is so true. I was in a store and mentioned something I never looked up, then it was in my search suggestions list.

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    Snoopy Copter  about 2 months ago

    Nah, Sundar Pichai just likes to listen in

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    djhnsnm  about 2 months ago

    My wife and I do this all the time just to prove to are friends that nothing is private any more.

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    Paul D Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s 2024, and y’all are just NOW figuring this out? Really?

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    stepzla  about 2 months ago

    Well, at least somebody is listening to me. My husband and kids certainly don’t.

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    LNER4472 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    This DOES NOT happen to me.

    Wanna know why not?I don’t use Google Chrome, except in VERY rare instances where I have to check how a website looks on other browsers (haven’t had to for about 2 years now). I don’t use Microsoft Edge. I hit the Internet on my smartphone maybe once every two weeks at best, and my online phone screentime can be measured in minutes per week. I use Amazon with extreme reluctance. I use “QuackQuackForward” (figure it out) as a search engine. I have to plug in a microphone for my desktop and laptop to use Zoom, Skype, etc. and then unplug them. I use Firefox as my browser on my devices. About the only contact I have with Google is Google Maps/Earth now and then, and I long ago learned to navigate without GPS. If there’s voice recognition on my phone, I don’t know (or care) how to turn it on. My wife uses yet another privacy-enhanced browser, same name as the Scottish-themed “princess” movie of years ago.

    AND YET, Google Maps will still prominently bring up and call attention to businesses in the industry/field where I did writing and review work long ago………….. which, I’ll be honest, is not THAT bad a thing to have happen…….

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    jimboklein  about 2 months ago

    I remember when gmail first started. I noticed that I would get advertisements that seemed to be related to the subject line. So, I created a fake gmail account, then sent myself emails with subject lines such as, “Stop fracking (edited) my husband you cheap blankity blank” just to see what ads I would get.

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    newsbb  about 2 months ago

    Look up ‘Cox Media Group (CMG)’ and ‘Active Listening’ and you’ll see reality is meeting fiction, it is nuts to me that there isn’t people with pitch forks in the streets.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Sent my friend pic of “robot dogs” being used in Ukraine. All of a sudden, I’m getting ads for them on my tablet. One in Ohio comes with a flamethrower.

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    Just A Platypus  about 2 months ago

    I was joking with my (adult) kids about trying to trick my smartphone by mentioning “Platypus (mating)”… Facebook starting spamming me with platypus nature documentaries.

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    curtlyon19  about 2 months ago

    don;t do this at home!!!!

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    Must have Google searched bowling.

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    moondog42 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Researchers have proven that corporations have been illegally spying on everyone for years. Not much has come of it, as long as our privacy protections are up for sale to anyone with a valid bank account.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That’s not actually fiction. Ford motor company just sending a patent to put a listening device in your car so they can put ads on your screen that reflect your conversations. Do you think big brother isn’t here yet?

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    old_geek  about 2 months ago

    I blame Fox News.

    And climate change…

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    Kenneth Berkun Premium Member about 2 months ago

    therecord dot media slash ford-patent-application-in-vehicle-listening-advertising

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    Kenneth Berkun Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Ford seeks patent for tech that listens to driver conversations to serve ads

    Ford Motor Company is seeking a patent for technology that would allow it to tailor in-car advertising by listening to conversations among vehicle occupants, as well as by analyzing a car’s historical location and other data, according to a patent application published late last month.

    “In one example, the controller may monitor user dialogue to detect when individuals are in a conversation,” the patent application says. “The conversations can be parsed for keywords or phrases that may indicate where the occupants are traveling to.”

    The tech — labeled as “in-vehicle advertisement presentation” — will determine where a car is located, how fast it is traveling, what type of road it is driving on and whether it is in traffic. It also will predict routes, speeds and destinations to customize ads to drivers, the application said. …

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    bigplayray  about 2 months ago

    Stop sending me adds! We already bought a new mattress!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 2 months ago

    I’ll settle for getting popup ads off the GO COMICS site….

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    Keno21  about 2 months ago

    I am still wondering what I was discussing, or looking for, when I get ads for adult diapers and sombreros. Not making this up.

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    Eric S   about 2 months ago

    Happens to me all the time too. I search it on my phone, I get it on my computer.

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    jfedorchuk  about 2 months ago

    Who doesn’t love a nice Bolivian Bolo Tie?

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 months ago

    Rat, you gotta be the oldest character on pearls!

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    FRITH RA  about 2 months ago

    The way to fix that is to change society’s paradigm. I’m not holding my breath.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The snooping problem has kept me from getting a smart tv.

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    Curiosity Premium Member about 2 months ago

    This is news??? What universe have you been living in?

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    aerilim  about 2 months ago

    You may get a reply in question form like: Do you mean Bolivian Bolo Hats ?

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    rock_smasher_9  about 2 months ago

    why the heck do they keep removing my fricking comments????

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    sincavage05  about 2 months ago

    And in some parts of the world they are bombarded with depends ads and e.d. cures. Marketing is the real devil.

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    Buoy  about 2 months ago

    Duh. We sold our souls long ago.

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    DonCoyote®  about 2 months ago

    I don’t own a cell phone.

    EVERY DAY, I get more and more reinforcement that my decision is unquestionably impeccable.

    ……… Never,……. not ever.

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    Strawberry King  about 2 months ago

    I have some Western style shirts. I hope to get me one of those ties someday.

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    eddi-TBH  about 2 months ago

    Pig’s got the right idea. I do one better. I’ve never been comfortable carrying a live phone everywhere. When I do travel with it, I keep it in a backpack.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    Every now and then I get an email from company I never heard of. It may have been a result of some other online activity. If I know I’ll never do business with them, I unsubscribe since I never subscribed anyway.

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    George C. Hopkins  about 2 months ago

    I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords! Don’t fight it! Be polite to Alexa, Siri, and automated assistants because they know and they remember.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  about 2 months ago

    I’ve gotten ads for things I’ve merely thought about.

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    Swirls Before Pine  about 2 months ago

    Just do a search on Google. Your inquiry returns a URL with hundreds of bytes of tracking data included, along with injected text ads at the head of the results.

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