Really goes back to Microsoft’s legal innovations to limit liability by not selling anything but permissions, and mostly selling them upstream from the real users AKA victims.
Then he will go to the computer and see an e mail notification that his melon subscription has expired and to renew click the link which links a phishing scammer directly to his credit card and bank accounts.
Has anyone tried to purchase two or three small ripe kiwis lately? So much produce can now only be purchased in prepackaged bags or clamshells of 5-10X more than you want (or could EVER use), in varying stages of unripeness. In a world of smaller families, it’s a wasteful, backwards trend.
BasilBruce 4 months ago
So what if he gets and eats the melon and later cancels his subscription?
DanielRyanMulligan1 4 months ago
Let’s ALL hope they give us a forty(40%) percent discount on those subscriptions!!!! Dan aka…
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago
I miss the old days when we could buy any large fruit we like. I suffer melon-choly.
enigmamz 4 months ago
Tell him he doesn’t get his tip then!
Farside99 4 months ago
Mmmmm…a different pizza a week might be a great idea…. Especially if it works with my wine club delivery!
Botulism Bob 4 months ago
If the guy at the counter worked at a car dealership, he could sell Rat a lemon.
shanen0 4 months ago
Really goes back to Microsoft’s legal innovations to limit liability by not selling anything but permissions, and mostly selling them upstream from the real users AKA victims.
iggyman 4 months ago
Like cable tv,, everything is bundled, you have to pay for lots of stations you will never watch!
jonatha 4 months ago
Business model might work for pizza…
Ellis97 4 months ago
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
CollettiMichael Premium Member 4 months ago
Soon we’ll all be subscribing to oxygen.
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago
Then he will go to the computer and see an e mail notification that his melon subscription has expired and to renew click the link which links a phishing scammer directly to his credit card and bank accounts.
ILoveHistory 4 months ago
Next, there will be a Subscription to shirts and clothes and handkerchiefs
zeexenon 4 months ago
How about they charge 2.219 for it like gasoline?
Droptma Styx 4 months ago
We’re looking at you, too, Adobe!
markkahler52 4 months ago
Just had to pay a subscription service to see what condition my subscription service was in!!
mfrasca 4 months ago
Our modern rentier society a.k.a. techno-feudalism.
Strawberry King 4 months ago
What if grocery stores actually try this?
royq27 4 months ago
Always subscribe to pizza!
shamiehg 4 months ago
Oooh - MaaS! Melon-as-a-Service. The guys in marketing are just going to eat this up! ;)
timinwsac Premium Member 4 months ago
I like the open source melons that I grow in my backyard.
Goat from PBS 4 months ago
I think grocery stores are already subscription services. Subscribe to eating.
Brilliant_Birdie 4 months ago
Another subscription, whoopy.
rasputin's horoscope 4 months ago
Has anyone tried to purchase two or three small ripe kiwis lately? So much produce can now only be purchased in prepackaged bags or clamshells of 5-10X more than you want (or could EVER use), in varying stages of unripeness. In a world of smaller families, it’s a wasteful, backwards trend.
oish 4 months ago
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain
And all I can do
Is just pour some tea for two
And speak my point of view
But it’s not sane
It’s not sane
-blind melon
PoodleGroomer 4 months ago
Beer is going from individual containers to a piped in utility.
XanderBitMe 4 months ago
I would subscribe to pizza!
stamps 4 months ago
Now I’m melon choly.
Bilan 4 months ago
Why not just tack onto a family member’s melon service?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 4 months ago
Is Rat just being melondramatic?
John Jorgensen 4 months ago
Last month they refused to sell me one jar of peanut butter.
fourteenpeeves 4 months ago
Doesn’t that mean we can’t elope?
Enoi 4 months ago
I would subscribe to pizza.
BW42 4 months ago
They just get the latest poop…
Cameron1988 Premium Member 4 months ago
Must buy three to get the sale price
pamela welch Premium Member 4 months ago
Just subscribe, then unsubscribe; i do it all the time; good luck Rat!
Mentor397 4 months ago
I would subscribe to pizza. I’d subscribe twice if I could.
Ceeg22 Premium Member 4 months ago
Pizza is worth subscribing to