Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 22, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 months ago

    Larry will just have to get used to sitting by himself in the dark.

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    BasilBruce  about 2 months ago

    Larry just lost the light of his life. Also his wife.

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    hariseldon59  about 2 months ago

    Larry will miss Junior if Patty gets custody of him.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 months ago

    His wife traded. bright lamp for a dim bulb!

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    Lucky Black Cat  about 2 months ago

    Me luvs doze crocs. Dem makes me laff.

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 months ago

    He’s gonna miss her when the dirty dishes start piling up.

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    orinoco womble  about 2 months ago

    The lamp is a lot brighter than Larry.

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    Hello Everyone  about 2 months ago

    Today’s cartoon would be funnier if I knew that they didn’t have a child.

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    franki_g  about 2 months ago

    See ya later, alli….


    it’s all a croc anyway

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    But it was worth it.

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    B UTTONS  about 2 months ago

    … and she can turn it on.

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    ivanprime93  about 2 months ago

    The lamp can brighten her day.

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    Maybe Larry will see the light, and maybe not!

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    blunebottle  about 2 months ago

    Oh dear…now who is going to fetch his beer?

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Why lamp when ya gots swamp, Croc.

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    Procat Premium Member about 2 months ago

    There may have been a genie in the lamp

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    Ellis97  about 2 months ago

    Eh, she’ll come back. She always does.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    It’s smarter to miss the lamp than someone who leaves you. You can get another lamp. And now you’re free to do as you please without naggy b.s. Enjoy!

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    RitaGB  about 2 months ago

    I’m sure it’s been mentioned in the past, but I’ve just noticed that their noses look like little extended faces.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Reminds The Count of One of The Count’s Favorites… “My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend (And I Sure Do Miss Him)” ~ Wayne Carter

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Brad Paisley’s I’m gonna miss her, aw, lookie there, I got a bite

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    jonesbeltone  about 2 months ago

    Yea! Crocs!

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    jessegooddoggy  about 2 months ago

    Laugh out loud Crocs today!!! MORE PLEASE!!!!!

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    omegasupreme  about 2 months ago

    poor Larry and what about the kid?? he is off to school and has been MIA for a long time hope Larry didnt eat him

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    brucereck33  about 2 months ago

    It was a cordless lamp, too.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    What a croc…

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    Honesty sometimes hurts.

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    SusieB  about 2 months ago

    Don’t assume that when a woman leaves a man they are going to another one. Often that’s the last thing she wants in her new life

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    Jacob Mattingly   about 2 months ago

    I’m suprised it took this long even with junior.

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    MollyCat  about 2 months ago

    Love those crocs.

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    bvandrasik  about 2 months ago

    This lamp. And this ash tray, paddle ball, remote control, and these matches!

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    Imhungry  about 2 months ago

    Hooray! We is got Crocs today. They make my day.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Dead Dog Blues

    Gotta get a new dog, gotta get a new dog,

    ’Cause my old dog died in the middle of the night.

    Wasn’t much of a dog, but I miss him so.

    Gotta get a new car, gotta get a new car,

    ’Cause my car got stole in the middle of the night.

    Wasn’t much of a car, but it sure beat walkin’.

    Gotta get a new house, gotta get a new house,

    ’Cause my house burned down in the middle of the night.

    Wasn’t much of a house, but it kept out the rain.

    Gotta get a new jug, gotta get a new jug,

    ’Cause my old jug broke in the middle of the night.

    Wasn’t much of a jug, but I sure need a drink.

    Gotta get a new bed, gotta get a new bed,

    ‘Cause my bed’s too cold in the middle of the night.

    Wasn’t much of a bed, but I sure am tired.

    Gotta get a new girl, gotta get a new girl,

    ’Cause my old girl left in the middle of the night.

    My old girl left in the middle of the night, drank all of my booze then broke my jug, jumped out of my bed, burned down my house, drove away in my car, and run over my dog.

    Wasn’t much of a girl, but I miss that dog!

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    Wouldn’t be the first time she’s threatened to leave his sorry butt.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Chorus from a long ago (and/or possibly imaginary) country song: “Mah wife run off with mah best fren, an’ I miss that fella so!”

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    cfkelley  about 2 months ago

    Reminds me of the old country song: “My wife ran off with my drinking buddy, and I sure do miss him”

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    crocman48  about 2 months ago

    Crocs yea!! Few and far between these days.

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    John Jorgensen  about 2 months ago

    More like she and the lamp are running off together.

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    Slowly, he turned...  about 2 months ago

    Larry, you can buy a new lamb. A good wife is hard to buy however.

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    And, do not eat our babies this time.

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    Is she really leaving him or is that just a bunch of croc?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Larry enters a dark world.

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    JLChi  about 2 months ago

    Good for you, lady. But what took you so long? And why did you marry him in the first place?

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    Scott S  about 2 months ago

    Took your favorite Dodger’s hat!

    Left the litter, but I took the cat!

    Loaded up the TV in the back of my car!

    Have fun watching the VCR!

    - SheDaisy

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    Buoy  about 2 months ago

    Oh No! Who is Croc going to turn on now? Oh, yeah, right…

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    fourteenpeeves  about 2 months ago

    They stayed together for the sake of the polliwogs

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    It's Not Easy Bein' Me  about 2 months ago

    Larry, It’s hard to find your beer in the dark!

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    elgrecousa Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The last panel clearly shows that Larry had no use for her anyway.

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    eddi-TBH  about 2 months ago

    Back to the frat bro life style for him. Until the house is condemned and burned as a health hazard.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    He’ll miss the lamp more? That’s not good.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It was only a matter of time.

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    Tom in WV  about 2 months ago

    My first laugh-out-loud for the day — at 10:48 PM.

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