Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  2 months ago

    Nobody pays me when I make scents.

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    BasilBruce  2 months ago

    I’ve never been in the same room with Pig, so I don’t know if he makes scents or not.

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    C  2 months ago

    Nacent decent into evanescence

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  2 months ago

    This is JUST pure, unadulterated, non-scents!!!! Dan aka…ps bazinga!!!!

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    Most places I work, they don’t want employees with a scent.

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    that conversation stinks!

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    MeanBob Premium Member 2 months ago

    And to think, they start with whale barf.

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    sirbadger  2 months ago

    Due to intestinal issues, I also make scents.

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    cmxx  2 months ago

    Seems to me Neighbor Bob would be grateful that his pig neighbor makes no scents.

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    Robin Harwood  2 months ago

    If Bob pronounced the word correctly, Pig would not have been confused.

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Seems rather scents-less to me.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago

    I scents a difference of opinion.

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    ChristineFoxdale  2 months ago

    The conversation isn’t worth 2 cents.

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    orinoco womble  2 months ago

    When you’ve run out of actual story ideas and still have to produce a strip every day…

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    B UTTONS  2 months ago

    Sounds like the governments’ approach to the Clean Air Act.

    Charging the people mega-cents for nonsense for non-scents.

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    What a non-scentsicle conversation.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 2 months ago

    I hear that tRump is making scents in the courtroom.

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    Seth down  2 months ago

    Getting incensed

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    AlnicoV   2 months ago

    Pigs have a lot of scents, you do not want to be downwind.

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    SNVBD  2 months ago

    I know somebody who actually works in the perfume industry and actually makes scents.

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    Botulism Bob  2 months ago

    In March 2021 Warner Brothers removed Pepe Le Pew from their cartoon projects. Now they make no scents at all.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    Rat should hit Stephen with a bat

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    This strip has a smell to it today!

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    SALUDADOG  2 months ago

    This is not sensational.

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    win.45mag  2 months ago

    Since their scents make no sense since it’s nonsense about non-scents, I’ll save 10 cents, and have no scents.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Now this a very scentsitive issue.

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    MS72  2 months ago

    Macy’s, The Fragrance Destination

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    The Orange Mailman  2 months ago

    I’m here to testify that pigs make at least one scent.

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    cdward  2 months ago

    Ever since Rat sent Pig to make sense of the neighbor’s scents, Pig resents the essence of the attempts to make scents sense.

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    erick.robinson  2 months ago

    Surprised it didn’t end with rat warming up his bat on Stephan’s noggin

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    I made cents on my first job. A looooooong time ago.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ergo Neighbor Bob makes deodorant if he makes no scents.

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    Croc Holliday  2 months ago

    I hope you’re not testing your scents on animals. That practice needs to be banned.

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    Homophones. What’re you gonna do?

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    otieagle1  2 months ago

    I am sure that Pig makes all kinds of scents.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 2 months ago

    So in the word “scent,” is the “s” or the “c” silent?

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    This strip is nonsense. And I love it.

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    txmystic  2 months ago

    For every sale he gets a per-scent-age…

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    elbow macaroni  2 months ago

    All you needed to know was in the first frame. The rest was obvious.

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    KageKat  2 months ago

    I dunno, Bob, a lot of people pay for nonsense if they think it’s worth screwing over someone else or feeling powerful…

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    rugeirn  2 months ago

    Perhaps Bob works at the US Mint and makes cents that have scents. It could be the latest thing in copper currency.

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    O, this all leaves a scent, alright….

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    And I can give it no ascent

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    aerotica69  2 months ago

    I wish some of the ladies in the office elevator used non-scents.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    What type of scents does Neighbour Bob make?

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    lanainutahdesert  2 months ago

    Pastis makes no scents—sometimes.

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    royq27  2 months ago

    Ya missed cents!

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    prrdh  2 months ago

    I think Neighbor Bob is in bad odor with Pig.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  2 months ago

    A pig that makes no scents? Utter nonsense.

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    Queen of America  2 months ago

    The English language can be confusing.

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    Give the man a garlic with cabbage pizza and two beers.

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    russef  2 months ago

    Give him some beans! He’ll make a lot of sense.

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    invaderben  2 months ago

    It makes no sense to make scents for no cents

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    bhamdodger  2 months ago

    And he only makes cents.

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    Croc Holliday  2 months ago

    Steph, you missed the opportunity to have Pig and Rat endure the ascent up the steep hill to see WAOTH, who would assent to administer his guidance to them before they began the descent back down, and if was early in the evening they would have done so by the crescent moon. That would have been pretty decent and would have fit in with recent appearances of WAOTH.

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    Radish the wordsmith  2 months ago

    Good sense, innocence, cripplin’ mankind

    Dead kings, many things I can’t define

    Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind

    Incense and peppermints, the color of time

    Who cares what games we choose

    Little to win, but nothing to lose

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    Cozmik Cowboy  2 months ago

    On a side note; a friend’s wife is a parfumeuse. She just came out with a new scent that smells like #2 pencil shavings.

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    dadlivonia  2 months ago

    For once, this is not Pig’s fault.

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hu’s on first.

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    michael3114  2 months ago

    Oh, contraire. Pig makes scents all the time. Just not ones you’d want to put in a candle.

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    Inolytic  2 months ago

    He’s getting paid a few cents per few scents, nonsense, doesn’t make sense…

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    mfrasca  2 months ago

    He is a chemist at Givaudan.

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    cldisme  2 months ago

    Is today some sort of comic strip holiday for homophones? Brewster Rockit- Space Guy had similar confusing dialog

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    errolm1937 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Make cents? I thought the U.S. Treasury made cents even though it makes no sense to make cents because it costs more to make cents than they are worth. What nonsense! I hope they come to their centsesPenny Copperfield

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    up2trixx  2 months ago

    Oh, I make all kinds of scents… but nobody is gonna pay me to make ‘em…

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    minty_Joe  2 months ago

    Nice play-on-words.

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    gotta love the English language!

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    John Jorgensen  2 months ago

    Man, that’s some epic dialogue there.

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    stamps  2 months ago

    Pig should just knock him scentless.

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    oakie817  2 months ago

    who’s on first?

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Once had an AT&T 4th Level Manager insist each of we 2nd levels rate our subordinates to fit, ironically, the Bell Shaped Curve. Each of we 25 who populated the room objected infinitely, but lost based on the logic of salary.

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    Jasmine, lavendar and eucalyptus seem to be liked everywhere

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    dialfred  2 months ago

    Hehehe, pun done

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    Lola85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Good one, Stephen. How long did it take you to come up with that one?

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    And you wonder why the world makes no sense.

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    alexius23  2 months ago

    Many cents for a scent

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    pamela welch Premium Member 2 months ago

    This convo is scents-less — LOLOL

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    Keno21  2 months ago

    I sense Pig has no scent sense.

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    eddi-TBH  2 months ago

    The English language is ambiguous enough that puns just appear naturally.

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member 2 months ago

    The more people with no scents the better it will be for all of us.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  2 months ago

    Third base!

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    EXCALABUR  2 months ago

    Common sense: what is lacking in today’s world

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    phobos  2 months ago

    Sounds like pig is emulating democrats.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ahhhh, English!

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    Hobbes X  2 months ago

    This comic strip has too many puns. For real.

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    chriscc63  2 months ago

    this is nonsense

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    donut reply  2 months ago

    Bob works in the olfactory.

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    da_villa  2 months ago

    I sense today’s strip will make no cents!

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