You’d be AMAZINGLY surprised how “useful” duct tape can be when your electric wheelchair’s wires NEED to be “covered up” or the chair won’t move and s*** like that, eh? Dan aka the worst motherf***er on the planet, and that INCLUDES Hitler, but not his COOL nephew or his children, who, as children, decided to remain celibate, so as to KILL the Hitler name!!!!
Actual duct tape is too expensive, I prefer duck myself.
One of my boss’ boss pals said that once he listened to a Relaxation tape while driving. But he realized in time it was a bad idea and reverted back to Penthouse on tape.
Duck Tape is the product name. the metalicized gooey tape hvac&r techs use is way to pricey for Joe diy, and using Duck Tape, well, it falls off after a few months.
Back in the 70s, I was into Disco Duck tape. More recently, I was so into tape that it was taking over my life, but now I’m tapering off. Excuse me, it’s time to feed my pet tapir.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
You can read twice as much on double-sided tape.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
I like tape on books; it keeps them from falling apart.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
books on tape? where do you even get a tape player anyway? CD’s are even going the way of the Dodo
Bilan over 1 year ago
Uh-oh. We’re not going to get into a religious war on duct tapes, are we?
leopardglily over 1 year ago
Don’t we all love a lame pun.
carlsonbob over 1 year ago
Maybe he’ll find the Book of Adhesions in the Bible.
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
The Moose Group over 1 year ago
Otherwise known as the tale of the tape
jonnytest over 1 year ago
Guards! Kill him!
Rick Smith Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t forget measuring.
markkahler52 over 1 year ago
Right to your ribs!!
tonypezzano over 1 year ago
Speed tape is nice.
cornshell over 1 year ago
Now we need Rat to hit Steph over the head with a bottle of Scotch. Tape.
figuratively speaking over 1 year ago
I’m so glad I’ve had only one cup of coffee so far. I’m just drowsy enough to survive the puns.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Sometimes your puns hurt, Pastis!
Procat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maybe Goat was referring to Pigs weight
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
No more puns!
cornshell over 1 year ago
What about Li’l Guard Duck tape?
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Does Pig have a tape player? I haven’t used one of those in years.
Croc Holliday over 1 year ago
You can’t fix stupid, but duct tape can help muffle the sound.
Martin.lemoine over 1 year ago
My company makes double-sided tape!
Martin.lemoine over 1 year ago
What about hockey tape Pastis!
eolan59 over 1 year ago
Not to mention they’re “tacky”
paulprobujr over 1 year ago
This is why I’m stuck on this comic.
Swamprat over 1 year ago
The hero could get in a sticky situation.
sangwin80 over 1 year ago
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
MatthewJB over 1 year ago
Mr. Pastis is really showing his age here. No one has called them “books on tape” for over twenty years.
Tired over 1 year ago
Two sided Alien Tape is my favorite read!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I hate sticky!
johnpeterj313 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Does anyone else still have the “llama diorama” stuck in their craw?
aerotica69 over 1 year ago
Duct tape is the binding force of the universe.
Bookworm over 1 year ago
Books on tape? What ever will they think of next? Wireless telephones, perhaps. . . .
gmu328 over 1 year ago
Nope, the non sticky side was up and it didn’t stick with me
diskus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wow usually rat is the critic
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Tape ? You sound like a broken record…and just as timely.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
“Books on tape” are audio books. You don’t read them. You listen to them.
Ken Norris Premium Member over 1 year ago
All the above comments and nobody mentioned ‘red’ tape…
DanielRyanMulligan1 over 1 year ago
You’d be AMAZINGLY surprised how “useful” duct tape can be when your electric wheelchair’s wires NEED to be “covered up” or the chair won’t move and s*** like that, eh? Dan aka the worst motherf***er on the planet, and that INCLUDES Hitler, but not his COOL nephew or his children, who, as children, decided to remain celibate, so as to KILL the Hitler name!!!!
86mets over 1 year ago
Duck tape isn’t all it’s quacked up to be…
oakie817 over 1 year ago
that gorilla should come in and pop him
petermerck over 1 year ago
Scotch is what he drinks to write these jokes.
Robert Milstein Premium Member over 1 year ago
On Reddit we’d call this “Here. Take my angry upvote.” :D
T... over 1 year ago
You forgot VHS and cassette, they tell volumes…
Greyhame over 1 year ago
I think I have a book on tape. It discusses the biasing parameters of Maxell vs. 3M.
(Let’s see who flashes on that one)
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Actual duct tape is too expensive, I prefer duck myself.
One of my boss’ boss pals said that once he listened to a Relaxation tape while driving. But he realized in time it was a bad idea and reverted back to Penthouse on tape.
larslarson over 1 year ago
I love to listen to audiobooks, but can’t get far as my phone wants to keep me conditioned to the ADD I have developed. ?? What did I say?
rwh2 over 1 year ago
I don’t think anyone mentioned bias tape. Doesn’t anyone sew anymore?
dialfred over 1 year ago
Hehehe, how punnish you are
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
As Teddy Roosevelt said ‘it depends on how big the stick is’..
minty_Joe over 1 year ago
snaps fingers while holding a roll “It’s a good tape. The chorus sticks to you…”
Jingles over 1 year ago
Duck Tape is the product name. the metalicized gooey tape hvac&r techs use is way to pricey for Joe diy, and using Duck Tape, well, it falls off after a few months.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
It’s sad that you don’t get to read typewriter ribbons any more.
AndromedaMike over 1 year ago
Stephan had to really stretch out for that one. The follow-up joke was probably funnier than the first one.
pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago
G R O A N — LOLOL
Birdman47 over 1 year ago
He’s gotta be the “Pun-master”. Groan, groan.
Seed_drill over 1 year ago
It really is duck tape, that’s not just a punny brandname.
rogthedodge1 over 1 year ago
Back in the 70s, I was into Disco Duck tape. More recently, I was so into tape that it was taking over my life, but now I’m tapering off. Excuse me, it’s time to feed my pet tapir.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Tape his mouth shut! Tape his hands behind his back! Tape him down entirely! Cartoon-Boy must not be allowed to make this mistape again!
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
Nowadays it’s books on CD or books on digital downloads.
MichaelAxelFleming over 1 year ago
He’s on a roll.
arthurhoule over 1 year ago
I’m drawn to this comic…so much that I taped it.