Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Remember to save enough money for all these trips.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    Pig gets granular about his final days!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    It isn’ t an attractive prospect.

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    ChristineFoxdale  4 months ago

    You forgot the poorhouse, Pig.

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    salakfarm Premium Member 4 months ago

    At my age of 82, I must admit that pig’s outlook is pretty realistic. But I don’t give a sh*t. I still drive my 2009 Nissan GT-R to the grocery store.

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    And afterwards, the barbecue pit.

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    pearlsbs  4 months ago

    Depending on the circumstances of death it is possible that at least one, or all three can be avoided.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 4 months ago

    1) courtroom

    2) prison

    3) electric chair

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    Botulism Bob  4 months ago

    That is Pig’s bucket list before he kicks the bucket.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’s a lot more realistic than most lists.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    Let me die like a dog.

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    My grandfather liked to take shortcuts even for this: Instead of walking around he cut through the cemetery and broke his neck by falling in an open grave.

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    1) Slaughterhouse2) Butcher shop3) Kitchen

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    Keno21  4 months ago

    Afterwards, meat packing plant.

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    TonysSon  4 months ago

    Well, at least he seems confident the Crocs won’t get him first.

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    Procat Premium Member 4 months ago

    He forgot a political rally

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    jel354  4 months ago

    I’m surprised “Cheese Factory” didn’t make that list.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    One place I would like to visit before I die is a mansion.

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    tuliplover  4 months ago

    Oh, the places you’ll go.

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    david_42  4 months ago

    4) Hormel’s

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    My man Pig is just being realistic. Perhaps list a nursing home on there.

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    steveh64  4 months ago

    Optimist, meet pessimist – or, optimist, meet realist, if you prefer.

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    Sportymonk  4 months ago

    Don’t forget the Funeral home. Well, you won’t be able to check it off.

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member 4 months ago

    I started my bucket list, I got a bucket.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    There are other places I’d like to visit, but Pig has probably nailed it.

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    walstib  4 months ago

    My favorite Jerry Seinfeld quote: " I made a bucket list, turned the “b” to an “f”, and was done with it."

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    Cerabooge  4 months ago

    1. Downtown.

    2. Standing at a crosswalk.

    3. Halfway to the other side of the street.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Goat thought it was Pigs bucket list, but it turned out to be another Pity- party list!

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    The Lone Reader  4 months ago

    He forget to add “Places I won’t see once me dead…”, 1/ morgue, 2/ casket, 3/ cemetary/crematory—place your bet!!

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    Maswartz  4 months ago

    Honestly at this point this is on Goat for ever making assumptions about what Pig is saying or doing.

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    stamps  4 months ago

    4. Morgue

    5. Funeral home

    6. Grave

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    The Moose Group  4 months ago

    What about Oscar Meyer?

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    Buoy  4 months ago

    I don’t remember any of those from the book “Oh the Places You’ll Go!”

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    crocman48  4 months ago

    They’re must be some bs California law against The crocs in a comic

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    One, check! Two, check. Three, around the corner or during either my bed time or afternoon naps.

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    FireAnt_Hater  4 months ago

    A friend of mine went through multiple rounds of chemo and radiation for cancer. Finally the doctors told him they couldn’t give him any more radiation – it was now doing more harm than good – and sent him to hospice to die

    Six months later hospice kicked him out – he was in remission. It’s been several years and he is still cancer-free

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    JLChi  4 months ago

    I want to be walking in a beautiful park or other scenic place, smiling, happy, when something falls out of the sky and takes me out without my seeing it or feeling a thing. Bam. Just gone. No suffering, no worrying, no doctors, no hospitals.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Pig is achingly literal-minded. But, you know, accurate….

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    Galaxina  4 months ago

    Pastis on depressants…

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    Lesson: we have two eyes and one mouth. Look lots, talk little and later.

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