Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 03, 2022

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    Is there one in there that reads “Stupidity”?

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    A new disaster every week. I’m still betting on a tsunami for the West Coast.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    Atomic war?

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    Overpopulation, or as Yogi Berra put it, “Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.”

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    Gent  4 months ago

    And me thought the harbinger of the plague would be rooting for a plague.

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    The end of the world is more subtle: Social Media feeds

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    At least the meteor would be quicker.

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Given the high cost of food, maybe it has already happened, but they never announced it on the news.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    ending not with a bang but with a whimper…

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    Algolei I  4 months ago

    One meteoroid wouldn’t be big enough. You’ll need an asteroid or a comet.

    Technically, though, if either a meteroid or an asteroid enters the atmosphere the result would be considered a meteor. We’ve just never seen an asteroid enter our atmosphere, so nobody’s ever had to decide to call one a meteor before. That leaves the definition a bit hazy and open to interpretation and reinterpretation.

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    comic4matt  4 months ago

    Pray to Giant Meteor-chan

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Another hurricane hits Florida , everyone has electric cars due to government mandate, and no one can escape !

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Direct hit of a gamma ray burst.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Not a single prediction of the end of the world has come to pass. Even thought there are very many stupid people, there are also enough who are intelligent and care so that we have a good chance to survive and thrive for a long time to come.

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    WMORAN1  4 months ago

    No one ever votes for the merman!

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    Alexander the Good Enough  4 months ago

    A Black Swan is gonna gitcha when you least expect it…

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    Procat Premium Member 4 months ago

    Maybe someone could nuke the locusts, or divert them with a sharpie

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Is there a card that has your name on it?

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    Croc Holliday  4 months ago

    Never could understand gender reveal parties, but then I also don’t get “graduations” for anything other than high school and college.

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    Stocky One  4 months ago

    Next time I buy a new car, I’m going to have a “fender reveal” party!

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    SALUDADOG  4 months ago

    Planetary holocaust resulting from the ignition of bovinary flatulence. Take the zippos away from your cows!

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    mfrasca  4 months ago

    Ice Nine.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    I’ve heard that eventually, the sun will get so big it will swallow us all. I can see that.

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    aerotica69  4 months ago

    I had really high hopes for the “meth gators”.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m still going with what it says in the Book of Revelations. But, nobody knows when that will happen.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Those asteroids can outfox one.

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    I don’t think mankind will survive simply because the more technology increases, the dumber and lazier we get as a species. Something like Sky Net would be the end.

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    The Waffles are my friends  4 months ago

    Here’s the real cause for the end of the world: God, provided that humanity doesn’t do it first!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    At the pace of todays politics, I would say nuclear disaster…scary

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    Watch for war, hoarding, and drought.

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    Wichita1.0  4 months ago

    I would have gone with stupidity.

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    John Jorgensen  4 months ago

    At least he didn’t open the box and find actual locusts in there. That would have been gross.

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    Self destruction.

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    RaulMartinez  4 months ago

    You nailed it, BasilBruce.

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be good if all gender reveal parties were held before the kids became teenagers?

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    Larry S  4 months ago

    How long before politically incorrect “gender” reveal parties are protested by our betters? BTW, words have gender, people have sex.

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    rwh2  4 months ago

    Some say the world will end in fire,

    Some say in ice.

    From what I’ve tasted of desire

    I hold with those who favor fire.

    But if it had to perish twice,

    I think I know enough of hate

    To say that for destruction ice

    Is also great

    And would suffice.

    - “Fire and Ice” - Robert Frost.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.

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    AndrewSihler  4 months ago

    Maybe not. Elon “the Marvelous” Musk says the real menace is underpopulation.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    how about “Greed” or “Selfishness” or “Overpopulation” or…

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    moondog42 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Gotta fight those Buggers before they wipe us out

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Gender Reveal parties are passé. The next big thing will be Identify-As parties.

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    LNER4472 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’d like to examine his experimental methodology and design, please.

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    knight1192a  4 months ago

    So Pastis was watching Jurrasic World: Dominion when he drew this? Given how far in advance he submits strips, I wonder if he’d just gone to see it in theaters.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Remind me not to go to a party thrown by Rat. Ever.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  4 months ago

    I think I have lived through at least 10 end of the world events.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Putin’s coming Nuclear War.

    We’ll all vaporize together when we go….

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    cupertino jay  4 months ago

    Glow Balll Warrrrming (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!)

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    Withan  3 months ago

    Any Christians with an affinity for the Gospels will come out fine.

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