Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  3 months ago

    I used to believe in Alta Vista, but my faith was misplaced.

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    pearlsbs  3 months ago


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    Bilan  3 months ago

    If Google is all-knowing, why does it keep trying to sell me stuff that I already bought?

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    If Google is so powerful, why is Twitter allowed to exist?

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m a half-assed agnostic, but I do believe in the Devil—because the Devil is within us!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 3 months ago

    As Larry the Croc says, “Kill Da Google!”

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    David_the_CAD  3 months ago

    I would love to post a serious comment about how sad it is that so few people believe in the One True God, but I realize how may people would comment that God does not exist, and that I am an idiot for believing in God.

    If you are one of those people, I would love to sit down with you to have a discussion on God, and let you know how I found my faith, but there are some problems with that.

    1 – There is verry little chance that we will ever know who each other actually is.

    2 – There is a high probability that you mind is already fixed am unwilling to see any other side of the discussion.

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    willispate  3 months ago

    it’s been a while since we’ve seen the “KEEL DA GOOGLE!!!” source joke.

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    gbars70  3 months ago

    Blasphemy, Goat!

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    Here’s a link to the classic ‘KEEL DA GOOGLE’ strip from 2010.

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Google has no soul, lots of heels are on it though!

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    Procat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Google is here to make money, along with other online entities. Their bottom line is all they care about. Keep clicking.

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    pontiac59  3 months ago

    If I die before I wake, pray to Amazon my soul to take?

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    (In case you’re not familiar), here are 2 versions of the “actual” prayer:

    Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray thee, Lord, my soul to keep; See me safely through the night, And wake me with the morning’s light. Amen.

    Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray thee, Lord, my soul to keep; If I die before I wake, I pray thee Lord my soul to take. Amen.

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    dnie  3 months ago

    BigGovt./BigTech want to be your ‘god’/religion.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Goat: Google is deadGoogle: Goat is dead

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    pheets  3 months ago

    I believe in chocolate.

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    I have always believed that computers are the work of the devil. What, haven’t you seen someone sitting at a comptuer keyboard taking the Lord’s name in vain?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    €£_§><{~#&(%& Google!

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    LightWarriorK  3 months ago

    I always end my prayers to the shrines of Alexa and Google home with, “And please be benevolent when you take over. Amen.”

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    petermerck  3 months ago

    Should be I pray the Google my personal info to keep.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Thankfully, Google isn’t and never will be that powerful.

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    Snolep  3 months ago

    I will follow dear old Buddha cause there is nobody cuter, comes in plastic, wood or pewter, and that’s good enough for me. P. Seeger

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago

    Now you’ve done it. Forget ordering anything again. You’re house just disappeared from the map.

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    Kveldulf  3 months ago

    Google — the god of power and wealth

    Googol — the god of numbers

    Googolplex — the god of numeric gods

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    artegal  3 months ago

    DuckDuckGo, baby!

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Judging by the decline of morality, the “anything is OK” mindset, and lack of civility in our country, I’d say that many people would answer: “NO” to the question in panel #1.

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    Cerabooge  3 months ago

    Odd. When I searched google for “google god”, this comic didn’t show up. But it did list

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    DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ (NOT THE REAL ONE)  3 months ago

    yes yes yes

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    Now I lay me down to sleep….I hope I don’t wake up next to a creep…..

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    Scrat is God!

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    marilynnbyerly  3 months ago

    If Google is God, then the dark web is Heck. I got tired of scrolling through several pages of ads disguised at search results so I now use DuckDuckGo.

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    Croco Larry NEO (The King Of The Pollers)  3 months ago

    I just try to clear my mind and let him speak to me. He already knows my problems, and what could i say that could hold a candle to the eloquency of the literal creator of the universe?

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    AndrewSihler  3 months ago

    Well, Google knows when you’ve been bad or good. Or what you’re thinking. But it mostly just lies in wait. . . .

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    knight1192a  3 months ago

    No Pig, at best, which itself is questionable, Google is just a hearld for what Goat is talking about. Considering Google is a search engine, it is highly questionabled that it is a hearld even.

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    theoldidahofox  3 months ago

    What about the eternal God Lycos?

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    Once again Mr Pastis touches a nerve…well done! And if anyone wants to have a non-judgmental faith discussion, lemme know…

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    joannesshadow  3 months ago

    Now I lay me down to sleep; a bag of peanuts at my feet. If I should die before I wake, give them to my brother Jake. – Father Mulcahy.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Uncomfortably close to true, except that Google is more like Lucifer….

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    bunrabbit99  3 months ago

    i love pig’s belly button!

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