Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    I thought Little Guard Duck had gone to the Ukraine to fight the Russian horde.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    We’re not at war anymore? Really?

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    marilynnbyerly  4 months ago

    I thought he went to the Ukraine.

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    There is one place where the 500+ neighborhood is at odds with each other.

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    Some people just don’t know what to do when they’re not involved in mayhem. Give peace a chance, duckie.

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    ChristineFoxdale  4 months ago

    Go have a chat with Rat, GD.

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    mnexplorer+  4 months ago

    Send him to Ukraine!

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  4 months ago

    Ukraine calls, Guard Duck

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    How about if you (help) guard the border from “trespassers”?

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    juicebruce  4 months ago

    Time to unleash the Dogs Of War ! Go kick Putin’s arse in the Ukraine Guard Duck ! Paint a picture of Guard Duck on every Missle we send at the Russian Horde ;-)

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    Kayak_Brian  4 months ago

    If you are bored, I have a jerk of a coworker you can unleash upon.

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    JakeJakoubek  4 months ago

    We have to still be at war! Business profits are sky high!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 4 months ago

    Actually, G.D., the GQP IS at war with the Average American!!

    Go to the RNC headquarters and let them know that we’re not going to take their crapola any longer!!

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    mfrasca  4 months ago

    No peace dividend?

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    SusieB  4 months ago

    He should come to FL and help Disney, Orange and Osceola counties battle Dictator DeSantis

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    James Wolfenstein  4 months ago

    Putin? :D

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    wrd2255  4 months ago

    Go shoot some of those Muscovy Ducks…

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    Purple People Eater  4 months ago

    America’s not at war? What news station are you watching? What about your involvement in Syria, Somalia, and Yemen? Don’t those count as wars?

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Guard Duck has to go to Russia and stop Putin from causing anymore trouble.

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    figuratively speaking  4 months ago

    Did he suffer a head wound in Ukraine?

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    tripwire45  4 months ago

    I figured he was off to the Ukraine.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago

    There is always a need for Guard Ducks!

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    Comicfan (C)  4 months ago

    …..I don’t get it

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Looks like PIG is getting annoyed with Guard Duck….and Pig is getting a pot belly….lol

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    F-Flash  4 months ago

    Guard Duck is always locked and loaded as you can see from his RPG, save ur rounds GD.

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    Arbitrary  4 months ago

    Snrk, the US not being at war. Usually you wait until the last panel to give the punchline!

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  4 months ago

    Duck, I think Larry would like to enlist your help with his pesky zeeba neighbors.

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    Ryan B Premium Member 4 months ago

    And Pig didn’t mention Rat?

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    mail2jbl  4 months ago

    We’re not at war because our dipshit of a President pissed away the one we were fighting in, and the Taliban took over.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    GD doesn’t show up as much as he used to. I suppose the RPG is un-PC IMO.

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    rmfrye Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ukraine could use his help.

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    McGehee  4 months ago

    RIP Gilbert Gottfried.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    Is that duck Russian?

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    DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ (NOT THE REAL ONE)  4 months ago

    The world stands with Ukraine.

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    curtlyon19  4 months ago

    can I borrow the duck please?

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    KEA  4 months ago

    one of the problems with having hired killers… what do they do when they retire?

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    del_grande Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Not being at war” didn’t stop Americans from joining the Lafayette Escadrille in 1916, or the Royal Canadian Air Force in 1940.

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    trkeller99  4 months ago

    Love me some Guard Duck

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    wsash  4 months ago

    Guard Duck has dealt with bad neighbors before. It’s best to be on his side…

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Us? No wars? Baloney! Our ignoring the warning of bewaring foreign entanglements makes me cry, it’s so sad. Because we put ourselves in the predicament of being surrounded by enemy, we might as well go ahead and require all our 20-Somethings to serve a couple of years.

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    knight1192a  4 months ago

    Bring back the hamper of shame!

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    Coocalici  4 months ago

    I JUST now noticed Pig’s belly button. Has that always been there?

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    Ukko wilko  4 months ago

    Plenty of action in Ukraine.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    If I were Pig, I’d say if I saw that RPG launcher again, we’d be having canard a l’orange for dinner.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    -Slava Ukraine Little Guard Duck! They accept international volunteers, and you’ll find plenty of anti-tank action there with your pet RPG….

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    russb53  4 months ago

    You need to ask rat about the neighbors…

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    pontiac59  4 months ago

    I have a neighbor I don’t like, Duck

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