Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Who is the Wise Ass loving on that mountain?

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    Robin Harwood  4 months ago

    What about those of us who hate everyone and are hopeless at making loot? Are we here just as filler?

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    Today’s background music: “Get Together” by The Youngbloods.

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    Zeno2099  4 months ago

    This is largely true. My Zen master has said that the more conscious and less unconscious someone becomes, the more they turn into an incarnation of love itself, with life as an ongoing celebration rather than an affair of pure sorrow and coercion.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    From a wise ass to a dumb one!

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    Alexander the Good Enough  4 months ago

    I seem to remember that I learned here in the comics that we’re put on Earth to be tiger food…

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rat seems to be a Ferengi.

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    Croc Holliday  4 months ago

    We are not “put here” on Earth.

    Life is an accident of biology. There’s no grand purpose.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Of course Rat knows that the wise ass on the hill is misinformed.

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    Procat Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rat must be speaking for Musk and Bezos, feel free to add a third person

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Fake news, Rat. That was really the Dumb Ass on the Mountain.

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    SmallMeadow  4 months ago

    It looks a lot like the Wise Ass on a pile of _____.

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    zerotvus  4 months ago

    better to be born a wise ass than a dumb ass…….

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    F-Flash  4 months ago

    I’m surprised that there is not a long line to see W A .Shouldn’t there be one of those take a number gadgetsto know who’s next, I mean of the busier days?

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    dnie  4 months ago

    His Creator ?

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    Ignatz Premium Member 4 months ago

    I don’t get why people who already have pretty much everything are still spending their time just acquiring more loot.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Shouldn’t that be BADLY INFORMED?

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    I would leave a comment but I need paid and I’ll. love it

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    Croc Holliday  4 months ago

    You call me your friend

    but you only want my gifts

    And I’ll never see you if I had no loot

    - Tony! Toni! Tone!

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    ChristineMurphy  4 months ago

    Not just one.

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    More like several.

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    hmofo813 Premium Member 4 months ago

    See also: today’s “Tom the Dancing Bug.” Synchronicity.

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    johnschutt  4 months ago

    Q1: What is the chief end of man?A1: Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy Him for ever.

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    Bookworm  4 months ago

    I try very hard to love my neighbor as I love myself. But some of them make it very challenging to do so, as they’re quite vocal about what should be done about people like me who disagree with them at times. . . /s

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    I'm Sad  4 months ago

    I see a lot of love in the comments. And in the comic strips. And on social media. And in real life!!! I know what you are thinking… A Three Dog Night song you say?

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    This isn’t 2020 any more, Rat. We can all stop stockpiling toilet paper.

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    Cerabooge  4 months ago

    Wise Ass has been using that Porta-Potty for far too long.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    Churches used to teach that, but it wasn’t profitable so they went with “being rich means God loves you!”

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Does that donkey ever leave the mountain?

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    artegal  4 months ago

    The fact that you have to climb a hill of s**t doesn’t clue you in?

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Rat is totally confused…he thought it was all about him

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 4 months ago

    Prosperity Gospel to the main stage.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    He’s actually a pretty smart Ass …

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    michael3114  4 months ago

    You’re asking a guy sitting on his own enormous pile of dung, so…

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    poppacapsmokeblower  4 months ago

    Acquiring loot is the Madison Avenue Christian heresy. We need to admit this in the next creed,

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    Wise ass on Hill….homesick for corned beef and sharp mustard.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    After much analysis, I conclude he proves crap always flows down hill.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  4 months ago

    “I love mankind.. it’s People I can’t stand!!” —Linus van Pelt

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    richardjohnsonvp  4 months ago

    Seems Wise Ass disagrees with Kurt Vonnegut, who said we were put here to fart around.

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    knight1192a  4 months ago

    You Rat.

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    rick92040  4 months ago

    We are but a virus infecting the planet.

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    jwebphoto  4 months ago

     Quantum physics and related theories say that the act of observation changes what we see just by the act of looking at it—so much for objectivity being able to show us the unvarnished truth. The idea that both the big bang starting it all with a beginning and an end -and the concept that we have always been and always will be are both correct is mind boggling. Everything is important and not important. There is no logic for any of it to exist-and yet, here we are, sentient beings using logic to try to understand the meaning of our existence. That a prayer may be answered before it is prayed hints of a place where there is no time. We are all energy, our thoughts are energy, and we are all connected in the creators’ matrix. So maybe we can’t recognize the real logic, reason, and morality—- but we live in an intelligent design, we are intelligent beings, and we will continue to wonder as we wander.

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    kartis  4 months ago

    The purpose of life is to continue life, so Wise Ass is right if you take it literally.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    I myself am not so quite so keen on all the stuff I’ve gathered over the years. With a move coming up, I’m looking to get rid of some of it.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    You are Speaking for Yourself, Rat.

    Wise Ass was right, for a change….

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  4 months ago

    Oh, F*** you. We are “GOD’S CREATION!!” Dan aka Ryan

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    God particle  4 months ago

    You sound depressed Please get some help if you are.

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well, it’s for sure you can’t take it with you.

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