Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2022

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    I see that Pastis was taken in by Nike. But he really didn’t HAVE to Just Dew It.

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    hariseldon59  6 months ago

    I think we all saw that pun coming.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 months ago

    Mountain Dew is the best.

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    tudza Premium Member 6 months ago

    Little yabba dabba’l dew it.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Pastis went so low this time, he hit the bedrock.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  6 months ago

    Mountain Dew is twenty years older than The Flintstones. Fred himself must’ve been using it in his hair for years.

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    Stephan is getting a little boulder with his puns.

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    Olddog04  6 months ago

    Bam Bam is out clubbing.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  6 months ago

    My uncle drinks mountIn dew…but the kind that comes in a jar.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 6 months ago

    To think I watched THE FLINTSTONES when I was young! (I had no taste…)

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    Comicfan (I can't think of a better name)   6 months ago

    I was litterally going to watch The Flintstones

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    electricshadow Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yabba dabba…don’t.

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    Caldonia  6 months ago

    It’s about time Goat did something silly, instead of telling the others they’re doing something wrong.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    And a Scooby Doobie Doo to you too.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  6 months ago

    That was the best shot!!

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    top cat james  6 months ago

    Droll, very droll.

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    Punderful start to New Year!

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    AngusToorabitters  6 months ago

    It wouldn’t work here across the pond as we pronounce the word “dew” correctly – “dyew”. “Aloominum”. Pfsht. Bloody colonists.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Good one Pastis!

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    juicebruce  6 months ago

    Swing Batter ! …. Home Run !

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    “Dew Be Doo, Be Doo?” ~ Frank Sinatra. Who’d a thunk it?

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    pontiac59  6 months ago

    I always wonder the creative process behind these. Do you work backwards from the intended pun, or do these things just come to mind? Because it’s like three levels deep of pun

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    MS72  6 months ago

    A little Dab will Dew you.

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    Just make sure you don’t get sued by WB for that cameo.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 6 months ago

    C’mon Rat. This was good!

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    A little dab a dew ya!

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    We has seen the enemy  6 months ago

    Stephan at his best

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    YippiKiAyMofo  6 months ago

    Know the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but the Abu Dhabi do!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 6 months ago

    I always suspected that cartoon-boy was stoned…

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    JingoDog  6 months ago

    Love to start each day with a pun, double entendres or euphemism; reminds me of my dear old Dad. Thanks, Steph!

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    russef  6 months ago

    Way to start the New Year Pastis!

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    franki_g  6 months ago

    Stone Age humor….gneiss…

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member 6 months ago

    I can’t help but start chuckling by the first or second panel when I see a pun strip. I know the payoff will make me laugh out loud.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I watched a Flintstones Christmas on Christmas Day last year. First time I saw it in years when they use to air on Cartoon Network back in the day. It was great watching it again. Brought back so many memories

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    Ignatz Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m so old, I remember when the Rubbles adopted Bamm-Bamm. It actually seemed like a significant event to a five-year-old.

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    figuratively speaking  6 months ago

    I’m sitting here in disbelief, my hand covering my mouth. Will take some time to recover. I knew a pun was coming but I couldn’t put it all together.

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    SimonMaguire  6 months ago

    That may be the second best one this year. Note only may be

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    Whenever this strip references Mtn. Dew, there is always a pun coming. I love it!

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    LKrueger41  6 months ago

    Seems like a high regard for Pastis’ pins in the comments. When I see one coming (& they are never a surprise) my reaction is something like “So much tedium for such a small reward.”

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Not bad; not bad at all……

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    My thanks to Bam Bam, too.

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    Fontessa  6 months ago

    Well I didn’t see it coming because when I was a teenager, some girls used lemon Jello as a setting lotion, so Mountain Dew made sense to me. Yeah—-things were weird in the 60s :)

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Walk me out in the Mountain Dew my honey…

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    pheets  6 months ago

    No comment >D

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Putting Mountain Dew in your hair has to be better than drinking it!

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    CaveCat87  6 months ago

    Even Bamm-Bamm did not like that pun. Lighten up, Rat! These are great!

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    Charles & Susan  Premium Member 6 months ago

    First one of the New Year way to go Stephan!

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    Rotary12 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Stephan, how the heck do you come up with these quips?

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    HEY! It’s “A little dab will Dew ya.”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    lmao .. good one, Stephan.

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    patrickab7  6 months ago

    OH FOR F’S SAKE. :-D

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    Lola85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I groaned, and I laughed. Thanks, Stephan. Please keep ’em coming.

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    JDMOORE1  6 months ago

    He stetches so far for puns you’d think they would not be so funny or might just go past us.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 6 months ago

    Don’t be a Dippity-Do®.

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    Brazos_HouTx  6 months ago

    I’m missing the Real Sugar Mt. Dew!! Been gone for months. Way better flavor. Company says it’s just temporary but….

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    thedogesl Premium Member 6 months ago

    The man has no shame. :-)

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    WF11  6 months ago

    Pig’s “skill” is to look like Fred Flintstone? Okay…

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  6 months ago

    Did you mean “Dab a dab of dew?”

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    asrialfeeple  6 months ago

    Once again, I salute you, Mr. Pastis.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 6 months ago

    G R O A N — LOLOL

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 6 months ago

    I can always tell when a pun is coming, but I never know exactly what the pun will be!

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    Cathy P.  6 months ago

    I love most of Steph’s puns.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Most Transparent bad pun by Cartoon-Boy ever! At least Bamm-Bamm got right to the point….

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    liberalnlovinit  6 months ago

    Actually a good one for once.

    Can you do something with “Beam me Up, Scotty?”

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    gmu328  6 months ago

    the bea arthur one was a classic … to bea not too bea

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    dmostroff  6 months ago

    The puns are always so bad – that is why Pastis is so good!

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    AMBER1  6 months ago

    A little of dab will dew you. -Brylcreem

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    abba3  6 months ago

    Now we all know why Stephen’s strip wife left him.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 5 months ago

    Brylcreem for Cavemen: A little yabba-dabba-dew-will-do-you!

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