Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Maybe one day you will be other people.

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    “And that’s gouda ’nuff for me.”

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    Don’t forget the rest of the pizza.

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    hariseldon59  6 months ago

    He’s got plenty of bacon, too.

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    AtariDragon  6 months ago

    The DAWN TREADER passed near an island where dreams came true. Fortunately for all on board, they managed to escape.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  6 months ago

    But what about the vegans and lactose intolerant?

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    Robin Harwood  6 months ago

    Cheese is better than dreams.

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    Wilde Bill  6 months ago

    But I have only a finite supply of cheese. That means that, at some point, I will have to go out and buy more.

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    Cheese solves everything for Pig. For the rest of us, bacon.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  6 months ago

    Dream a little dream of me.

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    ULTRA MAGA Wasa Bista  6 months ago

    Hard work never killed anyone. But why take the risk?

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    AndreasMartin  6 months ago

    ‘When the gods want to punish us they answer our prayers.’Oscar Wilde

    ‘Except if we pray for cheese.’Pig

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    juicebruce  6 months ago

    Pig a lot of us would like Beer instead of cheese ;-)

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    And paint peeling gas on Tuesday.

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    einarbt  6 months ago

    Agree, cheese is good.

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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    Cheesy but mostly true.

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    russef  6 months ago

    Ever notice how cheesy this strip is?

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    jessie d. Premium Member 6 months ago

    “Hey, I’m macaroni, did you see any Cotswold on the loose end of a noodle? Said to be hanging out with some expectant father in search of a country"

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Unfortunately some of our cheese happen to be Swiss, full of holes !

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    Kveldulf  6 months ago

    I’ve always kept my cheese in the refrigerator. Found out only last week that it should be at room temperature. Since then I have tried it with two types. A cheap Brie went from blandly bitter to rich and creamy while an almost tasteless Cheddar sprang to life — it makes all the difference in the world. Try it.

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    SusieB  6 months ago

    Almost everything is better with cheese

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    Procat Premium Member 6 months ago

    With my luck it would be Limburger.

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    papabear  6 months ago

    Nightmares are dreams too!

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    MS72  6 months ago

    Who cut the cheese?

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    Purple People Eater  6 months ago

    If people want all their dreams to come true, does that include nightmares?

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    I wish I could be other people.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member 6 months ago

    Stilton Please. And some Vintage Port to go with that!

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    My Monday motivation: the New Orleans Saints play tonight.

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    Cheese is made from cow squeezings.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Or pizza, or ice cream….

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    gorbag  6 months ago

    I thought Pig’s dreams were of cheese to begin with?

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    dagupster  6 months ago

    And bacon.

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    aerotica69  6 months ago

    I currently have a block of Amish sharp cheddar and a Boursin, so I’m good for the rest of the year.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    And bacon. C’mere, pig. lol

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    Geophyzz  6 months ago

    Linda Ronstadt and the Gershwins said it best with But Not For Me:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZEW6d3Ka4M

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    No matter what may happen, we’ll always have cheese……

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    delennwen  6 months ago

    Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie?

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    tlmatcsc  6 months ago

    Where is the ink smudge? Pig always has an ink smudge when writing!!

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    PC200X  6 months ago

    Always with the cheese, this guy.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Poor Pig is pathetic! Pass that cheese Pig….

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    marilynnbyerly  6 months ago

    Spoiler alert: Many dreams turn into nightmares.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    What a friend we have in cheeses!

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    So for those who aren’t motivated to chase their dreams, we simply give them cheese to placate them? Who knew it was that easy…

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    LightWarriorK  6 months ago

    Ah, cheese….the opiate of the masses.

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    flying spaghetti monster  6 months ago

    screw cheese to quote animal mother If I’m gonna get my b@lls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    Only if your name is Dorothy and have priceless ruby slippers.

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    twagner003  6 months ago

    What did he say?I believe he said “Blessed are the Cheesemakers.”

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    Manchego and aged gouda are dreams come true. Parmigianino Reggiano and fontina too.

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    One man’s(or Pig’s) dream, may be another’s nightmare.

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    stringer831  6 months ago

    “Sweet dreams are made of cheese.Who am I to dis a brie?….”

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    Buoy  6 months ago

    Mold is magical! (The only reason we have cheese!)

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 6 months ago

    My favorite cheese is Gruyere.

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    stamps  6 months ago

    Who moved the cheese?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    A man must learn to be happy and grateful for what he has.

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yay, cheese!

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    pamela welch Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yep! Cheese is a pretty good consolation prize!

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Cheese it is, Pig. My dreams are not as nourishing….

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    bunrabbit99  6 months ago

    and chocolate!

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    mail2jbl  6 months ago

    Pig would be great at writing demotivational posters.

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