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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  3 days ago

    Did Nancy’s fiancé donate his body to Brown U?

    To the GoComics readers in the US: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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    BasilBruce  3 days ago

    Is he going to work for the Uranus Corporation?

    (Name that reference!)

    Also, Happy Turkey Day.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 days ago

    Isn’t your fiancè a little old to be a freshman?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 3 days ago

    Pig should not open the discussion on meaty thighs.

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    Bilan  3 days ago

    If you go to Brown University, you’re automatically a Rhode scholar.

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    ronaldspence  3 days ago

    if he had gone to Yale he could be fix locks! if he went to Colgate he could make toothpaste, if he went to Rice (oh never mind, i overplayed it)

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    Concretionist  3 days ago

    That’s. Awful.

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    Gent  3 days ago

    Training? No he didn’t means a train driver, he means a UPS dri… Say, how does one drive an Uninterruptible Power Supply anyway?

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    macky87  3 days ago

    “Handsome with meaty thighs?” Hmmm… Sounds a little like the turkey I picked out.

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    shanen0  3 days ago

    I don’t get the punchline. I barely get the pre-punchline. UPS vans are brown, right? I think the final punchline may have something to do with dark meat in a chicken (though these days it seems like the mutant chickens may not have dark meat).

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    iggyman  3 days ago

    He’s studying Proctology?

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    iggyman  3 days ago

    May I wish everyone a Happy Bird-Day, or Thanksgiving to those who do not eat turkey

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    James Wolfenstein  3 days ago

    I don’t get it… is it because the uniform id brown? are ups drivers handsome with meaty thighs? where?

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    juicebruce  3 days ago

    Only from the mind of a Pig . Happy Thanksgiving to all !

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 days ago

    Goes well with stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie? Happy Thanksgiving and may God Bless you All.

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    GlenGoodwin  3 days ago

    Consider “brown” the song by Latin Playboys. Smooth operator…

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    monya_43  3 days ago

    Blessed and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 3 days ago

    Sounds as if Pig has a thing for men in uniform.

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    Ellis97  3 days ago

    Pig, what are you implying??

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 days ago

    If he drops out, will he apply at IPS?

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    ElwoodP  3 days ago

    The heck with education. I’m stuck on “meaty thighs”.

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    artheaded1  3 days ago

    The strip ended too soon. I too want to know about his thighs!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 days ago

    Seriously, pig?

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    momofalex7  3 days ago

    Ever notice how all the paramedics are especially handsome? or beautiful?

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    ozmodiar  3 days ago

    Today’s strip is literally pearls before swine.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 days ago

    He’s a thief.

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    jr1234  3 days ago

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERBODY

    YAY!! The PARADE IS BACK

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    Ermine Notyours  3 days ago

    I wonder what Pig thinks of the University of Puget Sound?

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    Goat from PBS  3 days ago

    There are some weird college names out there. Happy Thanksgiving!

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    AtariDragon  3 days ago

    No, he’s training to work the drive-through at McDonald’s.

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    Olddog04  3 days ago

    I figured this out with a little help from my friends. Happy Thanksgiving Pearls fans.

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    zeexenon  3 days ago

    John Brown’s Body Lies a Mouldering in the Grave.

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    stamps  3 days ago

    I wanted to go to Yale to learn how to be a locksmith.

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    NWdryad  3 days ago

    Every UPS driver is handsome with meaty thighs.

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    CoffeeLvr  3 days ago

    Hey, Pig, that’s how I like my turkey: handsome with meaty thighs!

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    marsbeatsmoon Premium Member 2 days ago

    I’m disappointed her fiance isn’t a woman

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    babka Premium Member 2 days ago

    hey – sometimes it takes a while to find the right guy

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    Augustus Gluteus Maximus  2 days ago

    The joke is lost on me.

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    aerotica69  2 days ago

    I understand the first lesson at UPS University is how to leave the truck stereo blasting while running up to the porch.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 2 days ago

    Meaty thighs for a great ham!

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    Cerabooge  2 days ago

    How the heck am I supposed to get hysterically political over that? :)

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    Sisyphos  2 days ago

    Pig is so lucky! He does not know the Ivy League!

    But do tell us, Neighbor Nancy: meaty thighs?

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    schaefer jim  2 days ago

    I heard of race mixing but this a little too farfetched.

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    Swirls Before Pine  about 2 hours ago

    I know a certain female symphonic metal lead singer who’s gorgeous with meaty thighs.

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