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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  2 months ago

    Delegate responsibility to subordinates and blame them when it all goes wrong.

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    BasilBruce  2 months ago

    According to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Pig is fit to rule the universe.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    In Rat’s case, he’d throw people down a cliff or make people hold multiple helium balloons.

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    mail2jbl  2 months ago

    And if you’re President Biden, blame everyone else for the bad choice you do eventually make. And then go off to your vacation home in Delaware and leave everyone else to deal with the consequences of your bad choice.

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    rwg1957rwg  2 months ago

    I figure each nap is like riding a high speed people mover closer to oblivion, and since I’m old I may be running out of rides.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  2 months ago

    Call GHOSTBUSTERS!

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    Kurt Vonnegut taught that if you really cannot decide, simply choose one option to be “heads” and the other “tails” and flip a coin. Note how you feel after you get the result, and if you are disappointed, then just do the other thing. Because if you really are unable to choose the better course, then they are equally good (or bad) and it doesn’t matter so far as you are able to predict which you pick.

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    Caldonia  2 months ago

    Personally, I think Pig has the right idea. No way are you going to come up with the best decision if you’re sleep deprived.

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    “Nap” is definitely the default solution of the current pres.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 2 months ago

    Works for me!

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    B UTTONS  2 months ago

    Rat’s solution: drink beer ’til Croc looks like best hook up.

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    sirbadger  2 months ago

    If you feel refreshed, why would you take a nap? If he is always refreshed then he is refreshed before his nap.

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    cdward  2 months ago

    Another valid response is, “So what?”

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    shanen0  2 months ago

    The trolls have to really stretch to try to make this about politics. Amazing that such rigid minds can pretend stretching.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    A occasional nap is good to recharge your battery in a matter of speaking!

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well, sometimes the best thing you can do is “nothing” in which case a nap is one way to pass the time waiting for it to resolve itself. Go Pig!

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    franki_g  2 months ago

    Nap may be perfect in this situation. Let the subconscious work on it.

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    It doesn’t matter what decision you make. Somebody is not going to like it.

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    dadoctah  2 months ago

    I believe that’s a common symptom of clinical depression.

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    Olddog04  2 months ago

    Resign.

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    member2845  2 months ago

    Right on!

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    If you’re in office, just look for a scapegoat and lie around all day like an idiot.

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    RobinHood  2 months ago

    James T Kirk just changed the parameters of the test.

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    SheMc  2 months ago

    Isn’t that what all leaders do?

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    unfair.de  2 months ago

    Easy: Choose the one that lets get up again fastest.

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    walstib  2 months ago

    Ronald Reagan, JFK, and Bill Clinton napped daily. So do I!

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    Casey Jones  2 months ago

    If you’re Jim Kirk, you cheat.

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    guitarpicker56  2 months ago

    Hey, y’all, there’s too much politikin’ goin’ on ‘round heah. Let’s talk about sex. Pig is male—right?

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    I think Pig is making a 2,000 IQ move. If every option is bad, why even choose an option? Yes, this is big brain time.

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    Buckeye67  2 months ago

    Well pig, if life were a football game, this would be the time to punt.

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    KEA  2 months ago

    Cheat. It’s what Kirk did to pass the Kobayashi Maru exercise.

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    198.23.5.11  2 months ago

    Why not sleep through a bad choice time.Maybe tomorrow will be different.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    Blame it on Trump?

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    Holden Awn  2 months ago

    Joe? Joe Biden? Doing a guest shot on Pearls Before Swine?! Well, I’ll be….

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    Mentor397  2 months ago

    I don’t ever leave the house. How does Stephen Pastis manage to spy on me like this?!?

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    knight1192a  2 months ago

    There are some companies that follow Pig’s idea.

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    The test question is a description of normal every day existence.

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    Pig isn’t wrong.

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    Michael Joss  2 months ago

    You’re confused, that was Trumps only response.

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    Chris Sherlock  2 months ago

    Pig and I are of one mind when it comes to this.

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    bunrabbit99  2 months ago

    pig has the correct answer, although i would add “have a snack” beforehand.

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    sheashea  2 months ago

    There’s nothing better than a good, peaceful nap.

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    I like Pig’s Choice. It’s a refreshing change from heroic stoicism in the face of All-Bad-Options….

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    RetVet24  2 months ago

    Or golf like t-f-g did while 60k Americans died. Trumpli-cons are nothing but marks for the grift.

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    AndreasMartin  2 months ago

    POWERnap for increased productivity. True leaders never simply take a nap.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  2 months ago

    Pig nails it again.

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