Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Or maybe Pig’s and Rat’s house stinks.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    For a racist rally a hood could works better.

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    What is the race of the neighbor?

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    chireef  over 2 years ago

    could be Mardi Gras but its still to early

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    Maybe he’s going to round up a gang of rustlers with the help of his friend Tonto.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Maybe early Halloween? Maybe out of respect for others?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Uh… no duh?

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    I have (unfortunately) discovered that my covid masks work … some … for smoke.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    There’s a neighbor that’s not called Bob?

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A person on Reddit got quite an earful when he posed the question " If you could get rid of one race next year, what would it be?" He was speaking of the Formula 1 races,

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  over 2 years ago

    They don’t wear masks at racist rallies, they wear hoods, usually white pointy ones.

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    KevDoneIt  over 2 years ago

    Ask Joe Biden, his friends wore the hoods in the KKK.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    I took my mask off and everyone yelled: put it back on!

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    He’s going to rob a bank.

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    lavender headgear  over 2 years ago

    Knowing Stephan, when he says racist rally, why do I get the feeling he’s NOT referring to Antifa and BLM?

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    Arbitrary  over 2 years ago

    You’ll probably know when he shows up. If it’s an American Flag scarf/gaiter then you should probably kick his rear.

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    AndreasMartin  over 2 years ago

    Darth Vader was ahead of his time.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The trifecta: a racist rally in a COVID hotspot in Northern California.

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    Pig, a simple “Yes” would have answered Rat’s question! :D

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    Darkknight55  over 2 years ago

    Why do I get the feeling that its all of the above?

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Masks are tearing us apart.

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    Marc Schiffres  over 2 years ago

    From the smoke from the grenades Rat was tossing yesterday

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    wongo  over 2 years ago

    We have a racist rally every third tuesday. (Easier to keep up that way.)

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    All of the racist rallies and MAGAt rallies that I’ve seen on the news show that the attendees go out of their way not to wear protective masks!

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    gocomixrocks/the magic beaver cleaver  over 2 years ago

    ah, yet another morbid comic I mean not that I’m against it that is.

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    Masks can be used for so many functions these days. Oh, he forgot Antifa riots.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    I never see masks at any rally….super spreaders don’t give a RATS ASS!

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    Display  over 2 years ago

    Well, I see there’s a newly minted bunch of racist trolls taking over from the old ones. At least the new ones practically scream their hate, racism, and obvious lies which makes them oh so easy to flag for TOS violations.

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    I often have to tell some people to be specific because I can’t quite understand what’s going on if they’re not specific.

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    hooglah  over 2 years ago

    ….maybe to rob a bank. This has been a godsend for robbers.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    One thing Rat and I have in common: we both call it like it is. Freedom of speech!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No one wears a mask a racist rally anymore

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Racist rally? Trying to stir things up Mr. Pastis?

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    Tetonbil Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You know that you really should not be stoking that fire.

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    Keno21  over 2 years ago

    If you’re at a racist rally, you are probably IN the hood.

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    BC in NC Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I thought this was headed towards a Pastis pun.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Props, once again, to Mr Pastis for his wonderful sense of wry humor and stealth trolling. Just look at all the snowflakes taking the bait and spraining their ankles jumping to conclusions. Bwaa haaa haaaa!

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Didn’t even consider the possibility of his going to a bank robbery. Sheesh!

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    James Noury Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Cleveland?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A bandana works for all three, and looks snappy too.

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    I wonder what bank robbers wear these days?

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    KROverton  over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget ‘to rob a bank’.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    And we thought 2021 was gonna be an improvement on last year.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I haven’t seen many racist rallies. Seen (on TV) a lot more people wearing masks while protesting, looting, etc., for anarchist, Marxist, “Progressive” and similar reasons.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    The masking is a versatile 3-in-1 thing, so take your pick, Pig and Rat….

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    Tom in WV  over 2 years ago

    I think Mr. Pastis did a great job of insulting / brown-nosing both liberals and conservatives in frame 3.

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    ScrewAllOfYou Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh man..you had me up until “racist” rally, as Antifa always wears masks as well.

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