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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  4 days ago

    On the other hand, no gnus are good gnus.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 days ago

    Gnu morning, gnu pun.

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    BasilBruce  4 days ago

    I’d get them some shirts, but I don’t know where to find a gnu jersey.

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    jessie d. Premium Member 4 days ago

    He’d do well at Fox Gnus wherein the fox regularly eats the gnus and spits it out as swill for GOP losers.

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    pearlsbs  4 days ago

    Q: What did the dyslexic robber use to hold up a bank.

    A: A gnu.

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    Concretionist  4 days ago

    I think that leading gnus organizations will be all over this story!

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    pearlsbs  4 days ago

    A man dressed like a wildebeest for Halloween. He felt like a gnu man.

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    Concretionist  4 days ago

    Oh, and by the way: Governor Gnusom won the recall election.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 days ago

    What’s gnu with you?

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    pearlsbs  4 days ago

    A disease infected the gnus at the zoo and they all died.

    Well, that’s the end of the gnus, now here’s the weather.

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    finkd  4 days ago

    Would that make the place they were standing gnu grass ?

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    eolan59  4 days ago

    Faux Fake Gnus

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 days ago

    Why would Bob even have imitation wildebeests in his yard? To imagine he’s on an African safari?

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    sirbadger  4 days ago

    Maybe Stephan is hoping to replace Tucker Carlson on Fox News.

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    oldpine52  4 days ago

    Fake gnus is the gnu gnorm.

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    Hooberjoober  4 days ago

    Clever…. sad but clever

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    Imagine  4 days ago

    No gnus is good gnus.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  4 days ago

    Rats and Pigs and Gnus, oh my!

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    eromlig  4 days ago

    Wilde Beest, you make my heart cease…

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    bwahahaha  4 days ago

    Rat speaks the truth, Pastis.

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    Wilde Bill  4 days ago

    And now the truth can be told. It’s all fake gnus.

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    Lightpainter  4 days ago

    I like Steve’s “ deer caught in the headlights” look.

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    Wasa Bista  4 days ago

    No gnus is good gnus.

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    Robin Harwood  4 days ago

    The Gnu Song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgPyqyh4X4

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    Baarorso  4 days ago

    Props go to Pastis on this one. It was the only way he could do “fake gnus” without things getting political.;-D

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    comics001  4 days ago

    At least I learned how to pronounce “gnus” in English. Whatever benefit it will bring me.

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    cdward  4 days ago

    Looks like a light gnus days.

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    Zykoic  4 days ago

    No gnus is good gnus.

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    Chris  4 days ago

    I thought it was funny.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 4 days ago

    “I’m a g-nu,

    I’m a g-nu,

    The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo.

    I’m a g-nu,

    How do you do?

    You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho."

    “I’m a g-nu, spelt G-N-U.

    I’m g-not a camel or a kangaroo.

    So let me introduce,

    I’m g-neither man or moose,

    Oh, g-know, g-know, g-know,

    I’m a g-nu!"

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    AndreasMartin  4 days ago

    A faked gnu is a beautiful truth all by itself.

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    Troglodyte  4 days ago

    At least Bob’s lawn is safe from stampedes. Otherwise, his a$$ would’ve been grass!

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    GabiLaser  4 days ago

    A non-GPL GNU, I see

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    John Smith  4 days ago

    The saddest part is usually the comments section where people feel a compulsion to blurt out boring, uninteresting details about their personal lives.

    BTW, there’s a boil on my cat’s butt.
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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 4 days ago

    Even knowing I was being set up…ROFLOL

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    juicebruce  4 days ago

    Well Stephan at least no Rat Bat to the head ;-)

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    Ellis97  4 days ago

    What did I say about puns?

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    hariseldon59  4 days ago

    What do you call two wildebeests on their honeymoon? Gnulyweds.

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    mjb515  4 days ago

    Neighbor Bob must be a Rolling Stone.

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    dnie  4 days ago

    200 Million $$$$$ from his quidproQuo buddies (Teacher Unions, Planned Parenthood, Obama/Netflix, etc.) keeps the plantation intact .

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    serial232  4 days ago

    I guess fake news is better than being reminded that we have a puppet for a president. “I was told to leave and not take questions”> “I will get into trouble if I answer questions”.

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    Stocky One  4 days ago
    One could see that coming a mile away, but the punchline still makes it funny!
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    wilhemenacooker  4 days ago

    pretty sad to see the political trolls here… we pronounce ‘GNU’ as ‘Guh-Knew,’ as in GNU/Linux

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    Mighty Phavahg Premium Member 4 days ago

    I can’t believe it took him this long.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 4 days ago

    Sorry Rat…Payne is the saddest part of the comics page.

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    Known Pedant  4 days ago

    Wait- is that Trump wearing a faux fur?

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    Jeffin Premium Member 4 days ago

    I gnu that was coming.

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    babka Premium Member 4 days ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgPyqyh4X4

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    Code the Enforcer  4 days ago

    “Good Gnight – And Good Gnus !” … :)

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    ChristineMurphy  4 days ago

    Love this!

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    Goat from PBS  4 days ago

    This is why I don’t watch the gnus. Gnu-body can tell what’s real.

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    AtariDragon  4 days ago

    They would make for a more interesting lawn that plastic flamingos, anyhow.

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    donwestonmysteries  4 days ago

    Sometimes you can see the pun coming and not read all the dialogue to get there.

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    Zebrastripes  4 days ago

    Who Gnu?

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 days ago

    Pastis is wearing Rat down. Notice the latter didn’t even bring his large mallet…

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    CaveCat87  4 days ago

    All the gnus that’s fit to print.

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    198.23.5.11  4 days ago

    America’s Got Talent!! Just not here.

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    198.23.5.11  4 days ago

    A very old pun,but one I’ve never seen in the strip.

    There was once a court jester who was famous for his terrible puns.The King became soannoyed with him that he sentenced the jester to hang.

    As the jester was mounting the steps to the gallows,the King said he would spare his lifeif the jester promised never to utter another pun as long as he lived.

    “Do you agree?”,said The King.

    “Why of course I agree,your Majesty.After all,no noose is good noose!”

    P>S>—They hanged him.

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    Snolep  4 days ago

    Stephan is the saddest, Rat is the sadist.

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    kartis  4 days ago

    Gnu you would do this. Gno gnome gnow.

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    Adam-Stone(Soup)  4 days ago

    I’m sorry but I think it’s funny.I’m spreading the “gnu(s).”LOL

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    Iseau Premium Member 4 days ago

    Hears some really bad news, some people don’t read all the comments before adding their own little gem. The result being the same sad comment over and over again. And making light of fake gnus is good gnus.

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    dum  4 days ago

    ITS FAKE??

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    zeexenon  4 days ago

    From Fox News directly to you.

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    AndromedaMike  4 days ago

    Here comes that train again, and again I can’t get out of the way.

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    AndromedaMike  4 days ago

    My prior comment means that I can see that joke coming from miles away, but it still cracks me up.

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    jcmillercfp  4 days ago

    I always pronounce the g in gnu as a hard g. For example, Larry took his gnu and paddle out onto the lake looking for Zeebas.

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    mtrimberger Premium Member 4 days ago

    I just “gnu” what was comming….

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  4 days ago

    Ya’ll do know this is a comic website, right? You have turned it into an anti-conservative, anti-Christian abomination. This is ridiculous. You can have differing political views and still be polite and get along. And religion bashing is, I’m pretty sure, against the rules. Let’s do better guys. Please.

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    Mentor397  4 days ago

    No Gnus is Good Gnus. Now, for international Gnus.

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    old_geek  4 days ago

    I remember when it was said that “fake news is the enemy of the American people.” The news organizations went nuts. It went from “he’s talking about us”, to “he said that news is the enemy.” I laughed so much over that. They unwittingly admitted that they are, at best, a bunch of dishonest organizations, disseminators of fake news.

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    198.23.5.11  4 days ago

    Dear AMerica:

    Broke and starving.Need help.

    Can fake heroic war record.Please advise.

    Mr.E.

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    redback  4 days ago

    they are not fake gnus; they are alternative bull

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    AndrewSihler  4 days ago

    Oh—a gnother gnu? (Courtesy Flanders & Swan.)

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    gmu328  4 days ago

    what’s a gnu? Oh, I don’t know, what’s new with you?

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    willie_mctell  4 days ago

    New low.

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    AMBER1  4 days ago

    No Gnus is good Gnus!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  4 days ago

    No gnus is good gnus.

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    Grover St. Clair  4 days ago

    Don’t let Tommy Smothers see this: https://youtu.be/qZvhUpZSiPQ

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    Flower Girl  4 days ago

    GNU’s Not Unix

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    pamela welch Premium Member 3 days ago

    This made me laugh out loud and then … G R O A N — LOLOL

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    Eric S   3 days ago

    @everyone I didn’t come here for an argument. I came here to read comics.

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    Old Guy  3 days ago

    Love it!

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    Eric S   3 days ago

    I for one, support the rights of fake gnus to appear wherever they want to.

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    FilmPhanatic Premium Member 3 days ago

    Another keeper!!!

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    eddi_tbh  3 days ago

    Everything old is gnu again.

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    Sisyphos  3 days ago

    If ewe gnu Cartoon-Boy like I NO! Cartoon-Boy, you’d not be surprised….

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    soaringblocks  3 days ago

    and you make us laugh a lot!! Thanks!

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    franki_g  3 days ago

    there should also be a silver fox and a grey faux feeding on those fake gnus.

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    Seed_drill  2 days ago

    Anyone else remember Gary Gnu on The Great Space Coaster?

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    SailFree  2 days ago

    Get rid of the gnus. No gnus is good gnus.

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    SailFree  2 days ago

    Little boy: Daddy, my gnu is misbehaving. Can you spank him for me? Father: Paddle your own gnu.

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