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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Also, don’t check her texts.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    Good job, Noteman.

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    finkd  4 months ago

    Beware your arch-enemies, the Facebook Fiend and the Twitter Terror.

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    The tag on Bob’s teabag disappeared. Did the note eat it?

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    wiatr Premium Member 4 months ago

    I never got anything she did but I still loved her.

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    Caldonia  4 months ago

    And he doesn’t get why she loves him, either.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    can Noteman even fix Pig’s relationship with Pigita with a note like that?

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    suv2000  4 months ago

    She’s a woman no man understands women

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    Stocky One  4 months ago

    Unfortunately, there are many people too stupid and/or lazy to pay attention to text. I know because I advertise things, and people all the time ask me questions that are answered right in the ad, or they come and find the item I am selling is not suitable, for reasons they would have seen if only they’d read the ad instead of just looking at the pictures. Sadly, Noteman can’t help those people.

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    AndreasMartin  4 months ago

    Somehow I expected a ‘Love is not rude’ note.

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    Baarorso  4 months ago

    Is love really that simple? I don’t think it is.

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    Didn’t Noteman have a problem with his knees??

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Noteman’s no cupid, but his heart is in the right place.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago

    THANK YOU NOTEMAN!!!!

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    juicebruce  4 months ago

    NOTEMAN … Larry Croc needs you ! Something about a Zebra ….

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    Owhatadoc Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.” Matthew 5:9

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    C.J.Martin  4 months ago

    Noteman is the hero we all need but don’t deserve!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Pig finally found a purpose in life…Write N Run….er…fly

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    SociallyAwkwardDashite  4 months ago

    Someone is obviously holding Pastis hostage. He’d never write this wholesome of a comic.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    How did that not get soggy?

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Why are women so confusing?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 4 months ago

    He should be Trojan Man’s sidekick

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    Pig as a Voice Of Reason. I like that.

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    lunapeachie  4 months ago

    He’s not the hero we want…or need…

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    grocks  4 months ago

    Pastis once again shows great insight into relationships.

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    akachman Premium Member 4 months ago

    Marriage isn’t a TV show. If you picked the right person (not because they were cute, etc.), then you’ll be just fine.

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    Karl the Frog [Snort]  4 months ago

    It’s true I am a healer.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Power Pig lives! Oh waitsaminute. That’s not Power Pig.

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    rmjcb  4 months ago

    Great message. Most times, it really is that simple. Love conquers all.

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    Mock Holliday  4 months ago

    The two most important words a man needs to learn are “yes” and “dear,” exclusively in that order. :)

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    Iseau  4 months ago

    Ya gotta love Pig.

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    snowedin83861  4 months ago

    I love Noteman!

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    Altar_Ego  4 months ago

    Princess Bride has it right, “As you wish.” is always the right response.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Noteman is (and I hate this term) spot on in his messaging……

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    konjiki  4 months ago

    Did noteman leave one for the wife? What did hers say?

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Now go to congress and post a note. Suggested content: “We’re all on the same team- working for the betterment of American citizens!” Better start writing – you’re going to need 535 notes!

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    Code the Enforcer  4 months ago

    This has a ‘Duff Man’ feel to it, but Noteman is much better!! … :)

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    You have to admire pig for trying to promote hope in people’s lives. Especially given his own future appears to be ham, bacon and pork chops.

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    Charlie Tuba  4 months ago

    We need you Noteman!

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    rvps Premium Member 4 months ago

    Noteman, the hero we need today!

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    Patinphx Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pig has found his calling, his bliss!

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    Omniman  4 months ago

    Excellent advice.

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    If only

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    Brian Fink  4 months ago

    Noteman, please come visit me!

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    Love is a long long road. Tom Petty.

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    charlie  4 months ago

    Sweet.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Noteman to the rescue—even for Neighbor Bob!

    Pig has found his true calling. The world needs Noteman!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Keep it up, Pig. We really need this now than ever.

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    oakie817  4 months ago

    most excellent

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    rice69922  4 months ago

    I love noteman !!!

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