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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 11, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    You could go into space if you are a billionaire.

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    All I Feel Is Pain (Everything Is Pain)  5 months ago

    Today is my birthday

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    Kurtass Premium Member 5 months ago

    Run for the beach…Ahhhhhhhhh, hurricane.

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    boydpercy Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh, sinner man, where you going to run to, all on that day!

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    COL Crash  5 months ago

    There’s not even a safe corner to back into when the floor crumbles away under your feet and the ceiling comes down around your ears.

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    Wilde Bill  5 months ago

    Oh and the sky is falling, too.

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    Believe it. There is no place to hide from Klaus Schwab: “You will own nothing and you will be happy.”

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    You can run, if only round and round… but you SURE cannot hide!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  5 months ago

    And there’s nothing left but the running sap.

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    maureenmck Premium Member 5 months ago

    Is anyone else hearing Martha and the Vandellas in his/her head?

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    The hills are alive with the sound of fire fighters.

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    BasilBruce  5 months ago

    When in worry or in doubt,

    Run in circles, scream and shout!

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Hills on fire, must be California now, bad year for them!

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    Caldonia  5 months ago

    We didn’t start the fire. It’s been always burning since the world’s been turning.

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    Sanspareil  5 months ago

    The hills have eyes so they could see you Pastis!

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    ccnrob  5 months ago

    He must be in California.

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    juicebruce  5 months ago

    Well Stephan with all that running you will get in all of your steps for today !

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    It is indeed Pig… check in with the people of Greece who are literally fleeing by Sea.

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    Troglodyte  5 months ago

    You can’t run, but you can hide from it…

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    Chris  5 months ago

    even imagination land isn’t safe anymore.

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    He must live in California.

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    wilhemenacooker  5 months ago

    run to Walterboro, S.C., home of dear departed Brother Stair

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    jimchronister2016  5 months ago

    no need to run! Stop and THINK, Consider your alterniatives!

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    Kayak_Brian  5 months ago

    He could get away quicker if he was on a bicycle.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 5 months ago

    “The hills are alive…with the smell of burn-ing…”

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    The world is doomed and nobody seems to care enough to do something about it.

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    I’ll be in my basement with a beer.

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    FassEddie Premium Member 5 months ago

    When you pave paradise and put up a parking lot several million times, paradise strikes back.

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    Cygnus100455  5 months ago

    Overall, Life is hazardous to your health.

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    elbow macaroni  5 months ago

    Nailed it!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 5 months ago

    Stephan already had ONE house burn down several years ago due to the California Wildfires…

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    YippiKiAyMofo  5 months ago

    The hills are alive with the sound of AHHHHH!

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    Znox11  5 months ago

    You could always run to your local Bar.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    Run for a better view.

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    tripwire45  5 months ago

    I guess Stephan is illustrating the general state of panic some people are in these days.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    …and no where to hide…

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    grocks  5 months ago

    Too true

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    kartis  5 months ago

    Nowhere to run/Nowhere to hide

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    Lenavid  5 months ago

    If there’s nowhere to run, stop running. Face your fear.

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    lv2sew  5 months ago

    Reminds me of Johnny Carson- run for the woods with your shorts pulled up under your armpits.

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    wongo  5 months ago

    The hills are alive with the sound of——-well you get the idea.

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    ChristineMurphy  5 months ago

    Want a little sad button to click instead of the heart.

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    Moh'slifelife  5 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAPqvk6zQ7c

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    The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s sad when men become self-made eunuchs

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 5 months ago

    “There is no new frontier, we have got to make it here!” Don Henley

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    Foo26 Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Bible clearly stated ‘You will have trouble all of your days’. Why be surprised, then? We live in a fallen world.

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    aerotica69  5 months ago

    When there is nowhere left to run, you can always sit in the center of your bed with a bag of Oreos and a quilt over your head.

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    L'Europeo Premium Member 5 months ago

    And then the singing starts: “The hills are on fire – with the Sound of Music”

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    grantcmccormick  5 months ago

    Days of future Pastis‼

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    “Now I don’t know / I don’t know / I don’t know where I’m a-gonna go when the volcano blows

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PECjfHjvVQA

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    johngregor  5 months ago

    If you have no place left to run you can always run for office.

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    ElwoodP  5 months ago

    I’m telling you…go to Haiti!!! The government is in turmoil and will leave you alone. The folks on the street hate hospitals and doctors so THEY won’t force you to wear a mask. The weather is pleasant so you can sit on the beach and sip Margaritas (until the next hurricane or earthquake, anyway).

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    Grin and bear it……

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    jbruins84341  5 months ago

    Sounds like Cartoon Boy has been listening to liberal media again.

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    Dragongirl55  5 months ago

    This is scarily accurate, I was JUST talking to my sister about how the smoke from the wildfires in our state was covering the mountains. Spooky.

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    CaveCat87  5 months ago

    When did Stephen become the next Wade Duck?

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    awcoffman  5 months ago

    This is the only Earth we know of. There is nowhere to run. We either fix it or die.

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    patrickab7  5 months ago

    Math checks out.

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    CalLadyQED  5 months ago

    Oh, sinner man, where you gonna run to?

    Oh, sinner man, where you gonna run to?

    Oh, sinner man, where you gonna run to

    All on that day?

    -American Negro slave spiritual

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    What about Fiji?

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    sisterea  5 months ago

    Think about it

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Was this drawn due to the wildfires California gets around this time of year? Stay safe, everyone, and thank you, first responders.

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    me_the_polish_gull  5 months ago

    Fight it.

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    AZPhinFan  5 months ago

    “People will become faint out of fear and expectation of the things coming upon the inhabited earth” – Luke 21:26

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    DondiDoo  5 months ago

    Ask Bruce Springsteen. He was Born to Run. Jackson Browne, however, is Running on Empty.

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    Solaricious Premium Member 5 months ago

    Too soon, Stephan, too soon. Still funny, though!

    (Not that this is another “insurrection” blunder but unfortunate to have this publish a day after Santa Rosa was smothered in smoke from a 50 acre grass fire. Lotsa PTSD in these parts…)

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    rick92040  5 months ago

    No Hills in Florida and no alligators in California. Where the hell is he?

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Nowhere to hide.

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    bagholder5150  5 months ago

    I think Santa Rosa is just about out of fresh water too…

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    ninecat Premium Member 5 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OuqB1pgys

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    Homer J  5 months ago

    ♪♫♫The hills are on fire with the sound of music ♪♫

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    David_the_CAD  5 months ago

    Be still, and know that I am God. Psalm 46:10

    Maybe it is time to find faith.

    Funny/sad how many people are looking for faith in the wrong places though.

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    cdgar  5 months ago

    Nowhere to Run. Sounds like a good song title. At my age, running isn’t an option anyway.

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    AStarofDestiny  5 months ago

    Run to the hills…Run for your Liiife….

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    letoffsteam54  5 months ago

    And it is smoky staying put

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    Lightpainter  5 months ago

    A shout out and thanks to all the firefighters!!!!!

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    betsypoe  5 months ago

    Heat Wave Stephan… probably shouldn’t be running anywhere ;-)

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    gigagrouch  5 months ago

    Eventually one runs out of tomorrows.

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    PapaKeith Premium Member 5 months ago

    What can I say, except my favorite comic just ruined my whole day!! BAD Stephan, go to your room!!!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  5 months ago

    “Can’t run but I can walk much faster than this.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znfNpN6rfoM

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 5 months ago

    So, Pig reads the Bible huh?

    “And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;

    And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb.

    For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?"

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    AtariDragon  5 months ago

    “I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by Capitalism ….. SPACE! … Oh, hi, Elon Musk.”

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    Ukko wilko  5 months ago

    When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

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    asrialfeeple  5 months ago

    You better run, run, run, run away!!!!!!

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    Mentor397  5 months ago

    It’s okay. I’ve injured my knees. I couldn’t run there anyway.

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    My hills are alive with music, if you call screaming in 110 heat indices like one note music.

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    eddi_tbh  5 months ago

    No hiding place down here.

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    jimboklein  5 months ago

    If I were so inclined, I could actually research the years and names involved. I recall that in the late 1970’s or early 1980’s, the US National Park Service Director set a policy to allow forest fires to burn themselves out — in order to prevent the accumulation of undergrowth that would lead to large, uncontrollable wildfires. There was such public outcry over this policy (“You must put out all fires — because that’s what you’re supposed to do with fires”) that the policy was overturned. Now, we’re dealing with the results of that reversal.

    The indigenous populations on the North and South American continents used controlled burns to manage the forests for over 13,000 years. But we’re too damn smart for that…

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    D1063n35 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Earth’s breathable atmosphere is approximately 6 kilometers thick. With a circumference of 40 075 kilometers and 75% covered with water. When you screw the planet up there aren’t a lot of places left to go. The idea of running for the hills is quaint. You might be better off digging a hole, provided the ocean doesn’t come in and fill it up.

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    dwane.scoty1  5 months ago

    & nowhere to Pun, either!

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    Srover  5 months ago

    Maybe it’s time to fix things.

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    ars731  5 months ago

    “Tell me over and over how you dont believe we are on the eve of destruction”

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    Cerabooge  5 months ago

    My plan is to go somewhere with a much lower level of CO2 in the atmosphere…………………………………..still looking ………………………….. still looking.

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    pontiac59  5 months ago

    It could have been worse, the hills could have been alive with the sound of music

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    I figured the end of the world wouldn’t go this slowly.

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    I almost feel sorry for Cartoon-Boy! But he chose to live in Cally-fortunia, where if the wildfires don’t get you, nor the drought, the mudslides will! —So sayeth my California friends (for I indeed have such)….

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    christopher.w.owen  5 months ago

    Tsunami!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago

    We are all so screwed …

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Stay safe up there, Stephan. (Written from a few hours south of your town.)

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    Orcatime  5 months ago

    I didn’t know Stephan was from California!

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