Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  9 months ago

    Pig will make some mighty sweet bacon.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hey! That’s me in panel #3

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    BasilBruce  9 months ago

    The French Vanilla diet—one of my favorites!

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    B UTTONS  9 months ago

    Pig is also eating a 12-course meal for lunch.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  9 months ago

    sounds like a similar conversation in today’s Garfield

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    6EQUJ5  9 months ago

    Never too cold for some ice cream – sadly I haven’t had a lot recently.

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    sirbadger  9 months ago

    If you were lactose intolerant, a gallon of ice cream before bed would not improve your sleep.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  9 months ago

    I even like to drink melted ice cream.

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    TampaFanatic1  9 months ago

    My favorite: two good scoops of a creamy French vanilla ice cream a tall glass topped off with a good cream soda like Barqs (the red or French vanilla variety) or A & W if Barqs is not available to make a killer float.

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    alaskajohn1  9 months ago

    I make do with a pint of Haagen-Daz (vanilla bean) and I’m losing weight; of course I also only eat two meals a day.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member 9 months ago

    The containers of ice cream are shrinking instead of my stomach. Who remembers when ice cream came in 64 oz. containers? Now they are 48 oz.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Been there done that lol

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    juicebruce  9 months ago

    Pig no sneak snacks !

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    Alexander the Good Enough  9 months ago

    Oh, woe. I fear that the days of a pint of Ben & Jerry’s for supper are past and gone…

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    wilhemenacooker  9 months ago

    Pig would make fabulous butter sarnis

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    Neil59  9 months ago

    I can identify with Pig here….

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    franki_g  9 months ago

    How are you spying on me Pastis? I covered my PC camera.

    I had a small dinner b/c I got home late & DH was hungry, and just ate a pint of Magnum ice cream. That’s as rich as a gallon of normal ice cream.

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    gopher gofer  9 months ago

    i eat a small dinner precisely because i’m leaving room for chocolate and ice cream…

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    colddonkey  9 months ago

    Got to eat that gallon before 8PM.

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    Troglodyte  9 months ago

    Think small and grow big, Pig…how do you manage that? :D

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    PIG just doesn’t get things straight…

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    Ellis97  9 months ago

    Pigs have to eat a lot of food to have their proper body weight.

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    I think there’s a reason behind this.

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    wongo  9 months ago

    Whats with this “on ear up and one ear down” thing?

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    Darque Hellmutt  9 months ago

    Wasn’t spam, it was ICE CREAM. Idiot. Why would PIG eat SPAM anyway? That’d be cannibalism, right?

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    How do you sleep after eating ice cream?

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    But I washed it all down with a Diet Coke…

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    Olddog04  9 months ago

    That pig is such a ham.

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    CaveCat87  9 months ago

    I’m guessing that “self-control” is not in Pig’s vocabulary.

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    raybarb44  9 months ago

    Do tell……

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    Smaller portions make it hard? Senior men will try anything.

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    flying spaghetti monster  9 months ago

    I am not sure which is worse, someone talking to you about their diet or a vegan talking about how wrong you are.

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    Spoonbone  9 months ago

    It came as a shocking “revelation” to some people, when the report came out that salads can have as much calories as a Big Mac. Yes, there are green leaves in a salad, but the cup of mayonnaise you just poured over it, does not get beamed into space after you gobble it down.

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    knight1192a  9 months ago

    Sounds typical

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    Are they insinuating that ice cream is not health food?

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Arrgh! Pig, you just don’t get it, do you? (Hint: I am not talking about getting the ice cream….)

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    _lounger_  9 months ago

    oddly indeed…

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    ladycyg  9 months ago

    This is exactly why my experiment with intermittent fasting was short lived :p

    “Just skip meals to loose weight” turned into periodic binging on everything and anything I could get my hands on.

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