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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 31, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Hey, it took your mind off your drooping jowls.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    Maybe if you try with a distorting mirror….

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    Your butt is not saggy, you’re just drawn that way.

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    We all enjoy a little extra fat on our bacon.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    uh… yeah

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    feverjr  4 months ago

    “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”

    Stuart Smalley

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    Cornelius Noodleman  4 months ago

    I’ll sell you some self respect for five dollars!

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    Maybe a bra would give him the support he needs.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Maybe Pig needs more time and to include more things (that need uplifting) – his bulging stomach, his one floppy ear, his dragging tail, himself out of bed in the morning.

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    AndreasMartin  4 months ago

    That was ‘Be honest with yourself’, which is always a bit depressing.

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    me_the_polish_gull  4 months ago

    Lose weight.

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    Orcatime  4 months ago

    His roommate’s influence is strong.

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    juicebruce  4 months ago

    The Debbie Downer Force is strong in this one !

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    Seth Baldwin  4 months ago

    Elevators, escalators, ski lifts, helicopters, ….

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Pig, I know a surgeon who can fix that saggy butt!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Um Pig, that’s not your butt you are looking at.

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    wilhemenacooker  4 months ago

    port butt makes excellent BBQ

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    MayCauseBurns  4 months ago

    The older you get, the less a mirror is your friend.

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    Stocky One  4 months ago

    “You are so down to earth, and yet you can be so uplifting. Thank you, Mr. elevator.”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 4 months ago

    I gave up on that after I broke the mirror staring into it… ;)

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    Jeff0811  4 months ago

    Pig’s saggy butt looks delicious.

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    carlosrivers  4 months ago

    Well if you think about it, he’s built to go to market

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    Gent  4 months ago

    The first thing for boosting confidence is to ensure there’s no ifs and butts, Pig!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Oy! His bacon is fried! Someone needs to take PIG to a self help class of self esteem….

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Maybe he should make his ears more pointy.

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    old_geek  4 months ago

    Then there’s the constant hangover. When the belly hangover the belt.

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    wmchere  4 months ago

    isn’t ‘pig’ so wonderful….always gives a laugh

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    wongo  4 months ago

    How about “when I look in the mirror my left ear is up and my right ear is down” opposite of normal right ear up, left ear down.

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    Moh'slifelife  4 months ago

    sunday’s comic tomorrow will be about state abbreviations! find all 21 tomorrow!

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    CaveCat87  4 months ago

    Not what it means, Pig.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Pig missing the point again. All you have to do is say: ’I’m smart enough; I’m good enough; and doggone it, people like me’.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    …and dog gone it – I like myself! And…that’s OK.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Maybe I should define “uplifting” to him.

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  4 months ago

    Apropos of nothing, ON is the postal abbreviation for Ontario.

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    NWdryad  4 months ago

    Saggy face, etc. I once read a magazine article with tips on how to stay beautiful as you age. Number one ironclad rule was to never look in the magnifying side of a mirror. Seriously.

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    magdala666  4 months ago

    Poor Pig needs some self-love: he’s perfectly lovable the way he is.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 76b342]  4 months ago

    Don’t know if this is the correct venue to ask this, but you visited Boise a couple of years ago. Are you coming back and if so when? It was GREAT to see and hear you. shhh ns@rincover.com Larry Rincover

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    The mirror was helpless when confronted by Pig. No magic, there….

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 4 months ago

    … say things about yourself that ARE uplifting, not that NEED uplifting …

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