Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    Wow! Now I know why Pastis made Rat President.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  almost 3 years ago

    Wow. Rat is clearly a [insert name of political party you hate], amirite?

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    The center of the world is hot, stinky air?

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    syzygy47  almost 3 years ago

    Since Galileo, the heliocentric solar system model replaced the geocentric theory (not all of a sudden, I’m sure there were there were a group of medieval miscreants yelling “fake news” for a while). Until I was born…and now the sun and stars revolve around me.

    You’re welcome.

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    BasilBruce  almost 3 years ago

    This explains why a lot of people don’t give a rat’s @$$ about geology.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 3 years ago

    As far as I can tell, the universe extends the same distance from me in every direction. I may be mistaken about this, but, so far, no-one has been able to show otherwise. This is a pretty good reason for thinking that I am the centre of the universe.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 3 years ago

    I think there’s a gyroscope at the center of the earth.

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    Leojim  almost 3 years ago

    Just follow the science they say hahaha but what science LOL.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Rat identifies himself as someone who knows more science than scientists.

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    ImDaRealAni  almost 3 years ago

    And it’s solid, unlike the outer core, which is liquid.

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    Stocky One  almost 3 years ago

    Is Rat actually Donald Trump?

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    juicebruce  almost 3 years ago

    The center of the world for most people is a Smartphone ;-)

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Rat is the center of his egocentric world.

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    Looneytunes65  almost 3 years ago

    Pig should have said the earth.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    And we know more about Rat than we want to… :D

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    zerotvus  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t we all………

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    Need coffee  almost 3 years ago

    According to local signage, the center of the universe is in downtown Wallace, Idaho.

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    Ellis97  almost 3 years ago

    The world doesn’t revolve around you, Rat!

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    silverclaw33  almost 3 years ago

    So says everybody on the internet.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Being centered is good. Being self-centered, not so much.

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    TSRaman  almost 3 years ago

    A boss of mine knew he was the centre of the universe.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Oy! RAT is delusional…..I thought it was PIG but he tops the cake.

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    Droptma Styx  almost 3 years ago

    We are each the center of our own universe. Perception is reality.

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    aerotica69  almost 3 years ago

    Pig’s best bet is to grab some cheese and go back to bed.

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    T Smith  almost 3 years ago

    How can that be, when the center of the UNIVERSE is clearly me and my feelings?

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    petermerck  almost 3 years ago

    Sounds right. Rat does have a heart of lead.

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    The Waffles are my friends  almost 3 years ago

    No, no, no, Rat. You got it all wrong. I’m the center of the world, not you.

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    CaveCat87  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder what would happen if Rat and Pig read Jules Verne’s “Journey to the Center of the Earth”?

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    Kveldulf  almost 3 years ago

    Solipsism, thy name is Rat.

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    DondiDoo  almost 3 years ago

    That’s the great thing about science, everybody can have their own opinion!

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    The center of the world is also very hot. That explains why I find lava when I dig down in Minecraft.

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    God particle  almost 3 years ago

    I bet rat doesn’t have his shots yet

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    Rat is confusing location and contents, or maybe physical and metaphorical. Maybe he and his feelings are mostly composed of iron and nickel. That would explain his personal magnetism.

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    old_geek  almost 3 years ago

    Rat is mistaken. The center of the world consists of cats. And two year olds. I know. I can see that from my vantage point……The Center of the Universe.

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    theoldidahofox  almost 3 years ago

    Sounds like Trump.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 3 years ago

    This sounds very familiar.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Several million other millennials that will both agree and disagree with you. They understand the sentiment but think the center of the world is “them.”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Rat defended his mental fitness and boasted about his brains, saying he is “like, really smart” and “a very stable genius.”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    No. No you are not. And, no, you do not.

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    WilliamDoerfler  almost 3 years ago

    Jam science right up your a**!

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Rat may not know much about geology, but he is on point about Rat and Rat-iness….

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 3 years ago

    Narcissists don’t do reality.

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    Tom in WV  almost 3 years ago

    Pigs observation was iron-nickel, whereas Rat’s answer was ironical.

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    TSRaman  almost 3 years ago

    The center of the world is mostly pig-iron.

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