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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  3 months ago

    I hope he gave the kids a taste of pig knuckles.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    That sign should have a more accurate image.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 3 months ago

    It should say “Beware of children.”

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    It should have read, “Caution: Products of Bad Parenting Ahead.”

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    now you know, Pig, how a piñata feels

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    There’s SO much ambiguity out there. “Would you like to come over for dinner?” “The koala eats shoots and leaves.” …

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    I prefer the “Slow Children” signs.

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    Stocky One  3 months ago
    The one that always makes me laugh is, “Slow children playing.”
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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    I still think that “Blind Driveways” should get seeing eye sidewalks.

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    unfair.de  3 months ago

    Seems Baseball is no game for me – too much violence.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  3 months ago

    That’s me on the left.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    I have yet to see a “Pig Crossing” sign.

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    “Watch Children” sign, if you sit and watch the children they might think you are weird!

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Bad neighborhood, Pig!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    There should be another sign as you get closer:

    It should go from “Children Watch” to “Children Warning”

    Maybe also use flashing lights: from Yellow to Red.

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    A Common 'tator  3 months ago

    Sponsored by Durex™ “STOP CHILDREN”

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    the gecko  3 months ago

    Sounds great… What kind of watch, and how many children do they want for it?

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    juicebruce  3 months ago

    Pig be glad you were not the main star of a Bar – B – Q !

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    Looneytunes65  3 months ago

    Rough neighborhood. One of them has rats bat.

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    Geophyzz  3 months ago

    Especially in corn fields – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087050/

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Technically it did.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Future rioters in the making?

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    Pig should have been suspicious that the sign was apparently posted in the middle of a field rather than next to a roadway.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    we see 飛び出し注意 (watch out for kids rushing out) signs all the time…

    http://kodomo-anzen.net/shurui_all.html

    …and i just think, are they telling us to slow down and aim carefully…?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Poor PIG! Whodathunk ?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    They may have bacon in mind.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Now Pig has no watch and lots of bruises.

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    e.groves  3 months ago

    “Speed controlled by radar”.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Father Christmas, give us the money…”

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    artegal  3 months ago

    He’s lucky he’s not crucified in a corn field.

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    Mock Holliday  3 months ago

    Think “Children of the Corn” or “Village of the Damned.”

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    Children can be so cruel.

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    Flapjack omelette   3 months ago

    THE CHILDREN ARE UPRISING! THE ONLY WAY WE CAN STOP THE REBELLION IS FREE COOKIES FOR ALL!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 5d506f]  3 months ago

    or “Survey Party Ahead”…..I’m always up for a good party

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    diskus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Should read “watch for humans”. What has happened to us?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s time for the bears mentioned in 2 Kings 2:24 to make a return appearance!

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    old_geek  3 months ago

    I always follow the directions on the pain medication bottle. “Take 2 tablets” “Keep away from children”.

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    TampaFanatic1  3 months ago

    Looks like it should be a scene out of “A Clockwork Orange”.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  3 months ago

    “A sign of the times.”

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    CaveCat87  3 months ago

    It took me a few minutes to get the joke; when they have a sign that says “Caution Watch for Children”, it means to watch out for children if they’re crossing the street, but here, it means to watch out for children because they might show up and beat you up when you least expect it.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  3 months ago

    Are those the kids from, “Logan’s Run”?

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Still nasty as when I was a kid?

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 3 months ago

    Most carjackers in Chicago are of that tender age.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    There was one on the way to my elementary school that said SLOW – Children – Walking (in a diamond). I always wanted to add one that said FAST – Children – Ride.

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    chmsam  3 months ago

    https://i.imgur.com/ZLQPKYq.png

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    Thinkingblade  3 months ago

    This seems like something out of a demented Oliver Twist …

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    dcebinger  3 months ago

    Watch for children. Sounds like a fair trade.

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    markandellie  3 months ago

    Hey! Pig’s lost a lot of weight! Did he cut down on the donuts, cheese, or both?

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    Natarose  3 months ago

    Monsters!

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    Daeder  3 months ago

    The other sign said the children were ‘slow’, but they seemed pretty fast to me!

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    SlothieBoi  3 months ago

    R those children ok on the head?

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Must be some of those peaceful protestors in Minneapolis…

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Children are best seen and not heard. —Seen on the platter, well roasted and with an apple in the mouth, attended by a generous spouted bowl of gravy….

    Dangerous kid-gangs like this roam the streets of almost any large town or city….

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