It took me a few minutes to get the joke; when they have a sign that says “Caution Watch for Children”, it means to watch out for children if they’re crossing the street, but here, it means to watch out for children because they might show up and beat you up when you least expect it.
There was one on the way to my elementary school that said SLOW – Children – Walking (in a diamond). I always wanted to add one that said FAST – Children – Ride.
Children are best seen and not heard. —Seen on the platter, well roasted and with an apple in the mouth, attended by a generous spouted bowl of gravy….
Dangerous kid-gangs like this roam the streets of almost any large town or city….
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
I hope he gave the kids a taste of pig knuckles.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That sign should have a more accurate image.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It should say “Beware of children.”
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
It should have read, “Caution: Products of Bad Parenting Ahead.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
now you know, Pig, how a piñata feels
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
There’s SO much ambiguity out there. “Would you like to come over for dinner?” “The koala eats shoots and leaves.” …
Imagine almost 3 years ago
I prefer the “Slow Children” signs.
Stocky One almost 3 years ago
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
I still think that “Blind Driveways” should get seeing eye sidewalks.
unfair.de almost 3 years ago
Seems Baseball is no game for me – too much violence.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
That’s me on the left.
rshive almost 3 years ago
I have yet to see a “Pig Crossing” sign.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
“Watch Children” sign, if you sit and watch the children they might think you are weird!
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Bad neighborhood, Pig!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
There should be another sign as you get closer:
It should go from “Children Watch” to “Children Warning”
Maybe also use flashing lights: from Yellow to Red.
A Common 'tator almost 3 years ago
Sponsored by Durex™ “STOP CHILDREN”
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
Pig be glad you were not the main star of a Bar – B – Q !
Looneytunes65 almost 3 years ago
Rough neighborhood. One of them has rats bat.
Geophyzz almost 3 years ago
Especially in corn fields – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087050/
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
Technically it did.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Future rioters in the making?
hariseldon59 almost 3 years ago
Pig should have been suspicious that the sign was apparently posted in the middle of a field rather than next to a roadway.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
we see 飛び出し注意 (watch out for kids rushing out) signs all the time…
http://kodomo-anzen.net/shurui_all.html
…and i just think, are they telling us to slow down and aim carefully…?
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Poor PIG! Whodathunk ?
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
They may have bacon in mind.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Now Pig has no watch and lots of bruises.
e.groves almost 3 years ago
“Speed controlled by radar”.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Father Christmas, give us the money…”
artegal almost 3 years ago
He’s lucky he’s not crucified in a corn field.
Croc Holliday almost 3 years ago
Think “Children of the Corn” or “Village of the Damned.”
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Children can be so cruel.
Flapjack omelette almost 3 years ago
THE CHILDREN ARE UPRISING! THE ONLY WAY WE CAN STOP THE REBELLION IS FREE COOKIES FOR ALL!
[Unnamed Reader - 5d506f] almost 3 years ago
or “Survey Party Ahead”…..I’m always up for a good party
diskus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Should read “watch for humans”. What has happened to us?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s time for the bears mentioned in 2 Kings 2:24 to make a return appearance!
old_geek almost 3 years ago
I always follow the directions on the pain medication bottle. “Take 2 tablets” “Keep away from children”.
TampaFanatic1 almost 3 years ago
Looks like it should be a scene out of “A Clockwork Orange”.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied almost 3 years ago
“A sign of the times.”
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
It took me a few minutes to get the joke; when they have a sign that says “Caution Watch for Children”, it means to watch out for children if they’re crossing the street, but here, it means to watch out for children because they might show up and beat you up when you least expect it.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 3 years ago
Are those the kids from, “Logan’s Run”?
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Still nasty as when I was a kid?
PO' DAWG almost 3 years ago
Most carjackers in Chicago are of that tender age.
KEA almost 3 years ago
There was one on the way to my elementary school that said SLOW – Children – Walking (in a diamond). I always wanted to add one that said FAST – Children – Ride.
Display almost 3 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/ZLQPKYq.png
Thinkingblade almost 3 years ago
This seems like something out of a demented Oliver Twist …
dcebinger almost 3 years ago
Watch for children. Sounds like a fair trade.
markandellie almost 3 years ago
Hey! Pig’s lost a lot of weight! Did he cut down on the donuts, cheese, or both?
Natarose almost 3 years ago
Monsters!
Daeder almost 3 years ago
The other sign said the children were ‘slow’, but they seemed pretty fast to me!
SlothieBoi almost 3 years ago
R those children ok on the head?
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Must be some of those peaceful protestors in Minneapolis…
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Children are best seen and not heard. —Seen on the platter, well roasted and with an apple in the mouth, attended by a generous spouted bowl of gravy….
Dangerous kid-gangs like this roam the streets of almost any large town or city….