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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Only thing worse is ugly families.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pig’s parents?

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    LeeCox  4 months ago

    When GOAT complains to Stephan about the puns, there’s a problem!

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    marilynnbyerly  4 months ago

    They should hire themselves to dads who need their Father’s Day ties to have an “accident.”

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    You don’t often see comic strip characters having a necktie party.

    (runs away)

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Pastis should wear a tie with his white t-shirt.

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    donwestonmysteries  4 months ago

    If I’d know it was that easy to cut ties with my family.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    We could put a noose around the people that make ugly ties, but they already did that.

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Goat, demonstrate the ties that bind on Pastis with Pig’s unwanted ties, and tie it up with a gag order on the puns.

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    Qiset  4 months ago

    In my opinion, we can cut ties with the whole world!

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    comics001  4 months ago

    I agree with Goat, although I keep learning Englisch idioms that way.

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    dadoctah  4 months ago

    I’ve cut Thais with Bangkok.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rat would just tie one on.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Nice: Build ties with your family by cutting ties with them.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  4 months ago

    There’s a steakhouse in Tucson – Pinnacle Peak – where if you wear a tie, they make a big deal of cutting it off and hanging off the rafters or wall. [Never checked about bow ties]

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    Breadboard  4 months ago

    Pig next time donate the ties to Goodwill ;-)

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Blest be the ties that bind! Not those kind they squeeze the neck!

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    wilhemenacooker  4 months ago

    ties rank right up there with pantyhose

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yes, it IS a pretty sad joke, Goat.

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    sailersteve  4 months ago

    Sorta like a skinny bib…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 4 months ago

    But…But…But… Bow Ties are COOL!!!

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    :D

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    akachman Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh, Pig. You’re so silly. Love you and your family.

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    snuster1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Who is the lil guy in the hat?

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Americans have turned into slobs. When they allowed casual Fridays, it all went to hell in a hand basket….LOL!

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    tiprod1953  4 months ago

    And tomorrow they cut the cheese,,,,,

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    Kurtass Premium Member 4 months ago

    I can’t even remember the last time I wore a tie.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Okay then

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    Jeffin Premium Member 4 months ago

    I was fit to be tied by this strip.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    What did I tell you about puns?

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    TSRaman  4 months ago

    Pig and family want to cut ties into strips.

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    TheBirthdayIsALie1  4 months ago

    they want to cut ties into a strip

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    samclemens  4 months ago

    Back when the company for which I worked expected us drones to wear ties, I made it my mission to wear the most outlandish ties I could find (starting with Ralph Marlin, and working my way down into seriously vintage stuff). It bought a little joy into an otherwise rather “Office Space” environment.

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    skipper1992  4 months ago

    Once upon a time my family was helping my grandparents move out of the home where they had lived for nearly 25 years. At one point I was tasked with going through my grandfather’s ties and fully 90% of them got tossed because they had stains on them. My grandfather’s explanation for why he kept all of them: “It reminds you that you ate a good meal. If the meal’s not so good, you don’t eat as much, so you don’t get as many stains.”

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    kartis  4 months ago

    Can’t we just tie one on; it is a long weekend.

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    Bookworm  4 months ago

    “I don’t like ties. Ties choke.” The late Lewis Grizzard (1946-1994).

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    LeonardN.Chan  4 months ago

    It is a Rice University tradition to cut ties after defending a dissertation…

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    Sue G  4 months ago

    Don’t cut the blue tie! It’s pretty.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Calling Rat; Calling Rat! You’re needed in panel 3 – bring your mallet!

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    eolan59  4 months ago

    Will tomorrow’s strip show them cutting the cheese?

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    Maswartz  4 months ago

    Why does Goat ever assume Pig means what he says?

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    dwkiser28603  4 months ago

    Can we use the big red ugly tie trump wears to gag him with?

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    Now I’m afraid someone might tell Stephan to cut the crap.

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    dwkiser28603  4 months ago

    Now I would have said choke trump, but I’ll be damned if I make him a martyr

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    It might be time to cut ties with Pearls Before Swine.

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    Arav727  4 months ago

    Really…

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    Code the Enforcer  4 months ago

    Trombone: ’Waa – Waaa – WAAAAAAAA !!! ’ … :)

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    Lola85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Keep ’em coming, Stephan. I love this kind of humor.

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Just be happy Pastis didn’t decide to have pun with the “strip”!!

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    Thinkingblade  4 months ago

    I have to think that somewhere out there someone on social media has a channel devoted to art projects using old ties. I just can’t be bothered to go look …

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    KEA  4 months ago

    One of my top 5 favorite strips.

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    A random Pearls Before Swine & Big Nate commenter  4 months ago

    PBS Trivia: What is the name of the turtle who still carries her dead husband’s shell on her back?

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    Eric S   4 months ago

    Got your goat, huh?

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    jadem308  4 months ago

    I love that Pastis’ cartoonist surrogate looks stranger than his characters!

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    So, Pig’s family runs a clip joint?

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    Darque Hellmutt  4 months ago

    Especially the ties that bind … our necks too tight.

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    AndromedaMike  4 months ago

    Come on goat! You get paid to be the set-up guy.

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    Call me Ishmael  4 months ago

    I wore ties from seventh grade to retirement at age 64. I learned to like them- a lot. They’re a wonderful vehicle of expression. A wise man once likened the male ensemble to a painting, the suit being the frame, the shirt and tie the picture. I owned 100 ties. I was even brand conscious. I’ve become an elderly ragamuffin – but I keep a blazer and a few favorite ties in case of emergency. One must always be ready to pretend to be civilized….

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    grumpypophobart  4 months ago

    I cut ties years ago. Haven’t put one on for ages. Even funerals these days are very casual attire.

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    rice69922  4 months ago

    Love this one :-)

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    If this were a hardcopy cartoon and not just an arrangement of pixels, we could cut out the image of Cartoon-Boy and tear him to shreds! That would be satisfying….

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    l3i7l  4 months ago

    The last time I wore a tie on purpose was for my wedding, New Year’s Eve of 1983. I was the first person in our engineering department to never wear a tie (circa 1979), although they wanted us to when meeting with people from outside the company. I still remember how to tie a four-in-hand, a half Windsor, and a full Windsor knot. Not that I’m likely to wear a tie ever again.

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    57BelAir  4 months ago

    There is a tradition in Germany, at least the Dusseldorf/Cologne area that during the festival time (Mid Feb) the women go around and cut men’s ties. When they do this the men have to do what the woman asks. Get your minds out of the gutter, the vast majority of requests are usually something funny and ridiculous.

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    Darryl Heine  4 months ago

    How sad…

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