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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 06, 2021

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    BasilBruce  about 2 months ago

    We are the champions, because we all make better puns than this!

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    jmarkoff2  about 2 months ago

    Nothing really matters to me, any way the wind blows.

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    retrocool  about 2 months ago

    I think I’ll go look for some fat-bottomed girls.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Today Stephan overrunned himself.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    Ouch.

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    parforden  about 2 months ago

    I’ve seen people high on acid that had eyes that looked like that. They were in the mirror….

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 2 months ago

    Dynamite with a laser beam to Pastis!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’ll chill the Moet et Chandon.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 months ago

    No time for losers at self esteem club. Honestly, Pastis should be the grand Marshall of the Da Joke Parade!

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    John Smith  about 2 months ago

    Dang it! He made me laugh at one of his stupid puns.

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    TampaFanatic1  about 2 months ago

    I got an urge to play “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “Somebody to Love” now. Thanks for the stupid puns that make me laugh.

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    efkasper  about 2 months ago

    Err, no.

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    Chrysi Cat Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’ll admit, the setup for this to be a Sunday Punday was a lot more subtle than usual.

    I don’t think I caught on until the actual pun, which of course is also the main actual punchline.

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    deojaideep  about 2 months ago

    ROFL!!

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    Kali  about 2 months ago

    Well, we know Stephan has no shame….

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Love the movie, “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

    Yes, I know it wasn’t historically accurate, but if if gets a new generation interested in Queen, good enough for me. Heck, it even got me to rip all me CDs onto a USB stick to play theme in my car.

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    me_the_polish_gull  about 2 months ago

    Ha ha, now I have that song in my head!

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    “We will: ‘Yes’ Will, ‘Rah’ Quincy.”

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    Qiset  about 2 months ago

    Pastis is quite the Bohemian.

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    Breadboard  about 2 months ago

    Pig and Goat … Clap your hands to the beat … Just like the beginning of the song :-)

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    Stephan must have stayed up all night to think of this one! Good One!

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    John Ruttner Premium Member about 2 months ago

    makes sense…Pastis, you’ve got no shame either!

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    nickword  about 2 months ago

    How about we ‘rah’ the champions instead?

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    B UTTONS  about 2 months ago

    Then the group will “si” Jesus.

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    WittyWeasel  about 2 months ago

    There should severe . . . I mean SEVERE . . . pun-ishments for Pastis !

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    Pig forgot to mention that the jeer the macho guy when he comes in and they sing a Nicki Minaj song when Sade arrives.

    They boo He-Man and rap Sade.

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    dbhamm  about 2 months ago

    No time for losers in this club!

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    Ellis97  about 2 months ago

    Poor Stephen.

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    Kveldulf  about 2 months ago

    No politics. No severely depressed moralising. Thank you, Mr. Pastis.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Pastis is the Queen of puns.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  about 2 months ago

    On Sunday “Pearls” strips, I always just skip to the last two panels. Save myself the trip.

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    Achtung  about 2 months ago

    You have mud on your face….your a big disgrace

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Mr Pastis you are one of my heroes ROFLOL

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    chris_o42  about 2 months ago

    And another pun bites the dust!

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    brick10  about 2 months ago

    You really need to say it out loud! hehehe

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The only weakness of puns is if you don’t know the original phrase being referenced. Pastis does a good job of using popular ones.

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    detroitpete  about 2 months ago

    You got mud on your face, Pastis

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Steph is slipping. I saw this one coming at the 2nd panel.

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    ERBEN2  about 2 months ago

    Sorry , but I have read this many time s and I still don’t get ?

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    Studebaker Hoch  about 2 months ago

    An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went to church. The only seats were in the back of the church. They could hear the pastor, but couldn’t see him. They asked if he could step up onto something so they could see him as he spoke. He complied and asked, “Can you see me now”? They responded. “Yes, oui, sí, ya.”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 months ago

    Rat is righter than he imagines.

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    InvertedCow  about 2 months ago

    Took a moment for that punchline to click in.

    Today’s lesson: Do not try to read dad jokes before coffee.

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    velma Premium Member about 2 months ago
    Don’t get it, I must not know the reference. Spoiler please.
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    EmmettWayne  about 2 months ago

    Freddie Mercury is and rock and rolling over in his grave!

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Who is the queen of that house?

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    Iseau Premium Member about 2 months ago

    YEAH

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    judirapelje  about 2 months ago

    Pastis must have been Under Pressure to write this one!!

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    Yay punday!

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    nancywilson51  about 2 months ago

    That took a minute and fortunately the dog ignores me.

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    bsdunek  about 2 months ago

    Love it, Stephan!

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    donwestonmysteries  about 2 months ago

    Took me 3 times before I changed ‘Oui to We’ saying it out loud. Pastis is trying too hard.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    Freddy Mercury is spinning in his grave about now….oy

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    ComicRelief  about 2 months ago

    Just another Q conspiracy. Fake news!

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    I saw the pun coming, but I didn’t know what it was until now.

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    jel354  about 2 months ago

    Looks like Rat is not Stephan’s “Best Friend.”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    This is funny.

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    susanherr  about 2 months ago

    maybe it’s the reference to a song I like, but thanks for this bit of sillery

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    raybarb44  about 2 months ago

    He doesn’t. He’s a cartoonist and he lost self-respect eons ago…..

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    gmu328  about 2 months ago

    thought it was going to go to “Que Sera, whatever will be …”

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    dlkrueger33  about 2 months ago

    I guess Stephan doesn’t want to live forever.

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    hmofo813 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    This is a waste of space. All Pastis “pun” strips are a waste of space (they’re technically not even puns, because an actual pun comes without a set-up). I think from now on I’ll just skip the Sunday strips. If I miss a non-“pun” strip once in a while, it’s worth it to avoid wasting ten seconds a week on this kind of humorless childishness.

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    kd1sq  about 2 months ago

    …heinous… …simply heinous!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Ahhh… just what we all needed to take out minds off of the stupidity in the world… a stupid Pastis Pun! Thanks, toon-boy!!!

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    Ermine Notyours  about 2 months ago

    Quick, Steph. Escape on your “Bicycle, bicycle…”

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    KEA  about 2 months ago

    …but great taste

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    CaveCat87  about 2 months ago

    The show must go on.

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    minute_of_decade  about 2 months ago

    This is so stupid that it’s become brillant.

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    walstib  about 2 months ago

    At first glance I thought he was heading towards Rocky Balboa. “Adrienne!!!”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    Oh I did laugh. I’m ashamed of myself.

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    curtlyon19  about 2 months ago

    ok, this got a good laugh from me!!! thanks

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    dputhoff62  about 2 months ago

    +10 for the Queen reference!

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    mtrimberger Premium Member about 2 months ago

    … Thump! Thump!

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    jannichols2000  about 2 months ago

    I love his play on words and puns! He is such a gifted cartoonist! ( And it references Queen)

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    ComicsBinger Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Admit it. You had to chant it to get the pun.

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    Natarose  about 2 months ago

    I hate to say it, but that was one of the better ones.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  about 2 months ago

    Watching “A Knight’s Tale” right now.

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    michael3114  about 2 months ago

    I saw that coming from the second panel. Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave.

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    TSRaman  about 2 months ago

    James Thurber mentions ouapiti as a common animal in North America.

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    Michael Grogan  about 2 months ago

    I’m with Rat on this one.

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    rstove428 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Brilliant. There’s a terrific parody of Bohemian Rhapsody on YouTube “Menopause Rhapsody”. Just so true to the music, and hilarious lyrics.

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    rvps Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Well played pig…. well played!

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    bunrabbit99  about 2 months ago

    i like it!

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    cactusjack99 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Moan……. hahahahahahahhahahahaha, good one!

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    The One follower   about 2 months ago

    I like the song though…

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    ComicsMama2  about 2 months ago

    I LOVE Queen!!!!!

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    magdala666  about 2 months ago

    LOVE IT!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  about 2 months ago

    Steven is Queen for a day!

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Well done!!

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    Dianne50  about 2 months ago

    I miss not hearing “We Are the Champions” right after. Have to go get out my vinyl.

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    highrollerhydra87  about 2 months ago

    You’ve got mud on your face, you big disgrace.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 2 months ago

    Crazy little things called puns!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 months ago

    As soon as I saw 6 panels and the abundance of text, I skipped to the last 2 knowing it was a set up for another Pastis pun.

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    grumpypophobart  about 2 months ago

    Rocked me!

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    Jason Scarborough  about 2 months ago

    I can not for the life of me read O-U-I as we

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    wolfboy oz boy  about 2 months ago

    i don’t get

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    eddi_tbh  about 2 months ago

    Sing it!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Oh, yes, Steph’s the great, PUN-tender, PUN-tending that he’s doing well…(Apologies to Freddy Mercury!)

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    Sisyphos  about 2 months ago

    Punny.

    It makes me think of Michael Jordan and that great run of Chicago Bulls championships. Oh, yeah! We will, we will rock you!

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    MichaelBrooks  about 2 months ago

    Rat should’ve said “YOU’RE a big disgrace”. XD

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    TIMH  about 2 months ago

    Oh, the pain. I think I’m having a Sheer Heart Attack.

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    Tom in WV  about 2 months ago

    Saw a pun coming, couldn’t pre-guess it. Bravo!

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    RonaldHeater  about 2 months ago

    Where’s Wayne and Garth when you need them.

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    rgcviper  about 2 months ago

    Yup—I knew the pun was coming, yet I couldn’t look away. Well done, Stephan.

    (Not sure I’d go so far to say [You] are the Champion, but you ARE darn good with puns. Or is that bad? Ha.)

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Great one! Sometimes I can see the punch line coming, but not in this one.

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    Swirls Before Pine  about 2 months ago

    You got me there Stephan! I was sure the pun would be “Rah, Q, Like A Hurricane”. But that’s just one man’s scorpinion.

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    PBS1!  about 1 month ago

    I think there have been more pun strips than usual lately.

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    bananaCompiler.exe  about 1 month ago

    Call him Jason’s Iguana.

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    wordsmeet  about 1 month ago

    Bi-cycle, bi-cycle, I want to ride my bike…

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    lummysdad Premium Member 26 days ago

    I bet Pastis thought about it for a couple of hours before settling on ‘Q’.

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