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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 22, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    How about Raisin Bran? It’s known for making things regular.

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    BasilBruce  5 months ago

    I heard that the ACLU is coming down on Rat for refusing to hire a Froot Loop.

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    I hear there’s going to be several House workers looking for new jobs come Nov. 2022. The only problem is they don’t listen and make more messes.

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    Stocky One  5 months ago

    At least he’s not a cereal killer…

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    He could be a serial racist- hate a different group a day.

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    Troglodyte  5 months ago

    This is so totally branless!

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    Sanspareil  5 months ago

    Is that flake’s first name Jeff?

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Corny joke today!

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    AndreasMartin  5 months ago

    Sounds corny.

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    top cat james  5 months ago

    Concealing the Kellogg’s logo like they did on The Beverly Hillbillies.

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    cdward  5 months ago

    Hire the gator. He’s looking for something new now that zeeba neighba doesn’t want to be lunch.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Did Not see that coming…either one ROFL

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s so hard to find good comic strip writers.

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    Breadboard  5 months ago

    Rat how much loafing time do you need ? Do the chores yourself ;-)

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 5 months ago

    You know that someone bet him he could not make a joke out of the term “serial racist.”

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    That’s a bit flaky.

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    SALUDADOG  5 months ago

    Rat is stereotyping….. Frosted Flakes are great!

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    Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago

    I hope Stephan got some cash for the product placement.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 5 months ago

    Better than a cereal killer.

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    Procat Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t hire Count Chocula

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    Iseau Premium Member 5 months ago

    Probably racist cereal, I wouldn’t hire it either.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    And maybe because it doesn’t have hands.

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    SusieB  5 months ago

    My boss is a flake!

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    I like Count Drackleela cocoa puffs…

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Corn Flakes is the only cereal I eat nowadays

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    Adam-Stone(Soup)  5 months ago

    Sorry Flake. You wouldn’t last past breakfast.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 5 months ago

    The corniest flakes anybody makes, its Kellogg!

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 5 months ago

    Cheerio, dude!

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    A corn flake on the floor just might get swept up in the process. He’s just a flake…..

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    The One follower   5 months ago

    At least he can’t critizise special K—oh wait, I heard he just got arrested for 10 years for doing so. Same with Steph the next day.

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    CaveCat87  5 months ago

    “I don’t do laundry. I don’t do windows. I don’t do carpets. I don’t do bathtubs. I don’t do toilets. And I don’t do diapers.” “My children have been potty-trained for some time.” “Mmm. Well, I don’t do washing. I don’t do basements. I don’t do dinners. I don’t do reading.” (Guess the movie.)

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    LilPeruna  5 months ago

    So, now Rat is indulging in the same puns, over which he had previously whomped Pastis

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    jel354  5 months ago

    The cereal flake talking is surreal.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    Pastis on the current state of our labor economy.

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    Phydeux  5 months ago

    Now that Flake is frosted. Let’s milk this for all it’s worth.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Wish I was a Kellogg’s Cornflake

    Floatin’ in my bowl, takin’ movies

    Relaxin’ awhile

    Livin’ in style

    Talkin’ to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.

    Casually glancing at his toupee

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    Punky’s Dilemma – Song by Simon & Garfunkel

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    tripwire45  5 months ago

    The rallying cry of just about everyone these days.

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    prrdh  5 months ago

    He’s no racist. Oat flakes, corn flakes, bran flakes, wheat flakes, barley flakes…he treats them all the same.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 5 months ago

    “OK, we’ll give you a chance to prove yourself. Here’s a broom. Oh, sorry, I forgot it’s about 1,000 times your body weight. I guess you won’t be able to do the job. Thanks for coming and we’ll keep your résumé on file.”

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    Somebody really dependable that would put up with Rat? How about that Unicorn or Sasquatch?

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    ThomasHornung  5 months ago

    Do you have ANY idea of how long it took to get that Cars for Kids song out of my mind after reading your comic strip???? (Brilliant, as usual!)

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 5 months ago

    Shouldn’t it be “cerealist”?

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    wolfboy oz boy  5 months ago

    i guess he is to small and what is he going to do anyway

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    Hate to sound harsh, but any Fallen Flake gets immediately eaten. (Hey, it’s not cannibalism—it’s a cereal flake!)

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well after Kellogg’s latest “woke” cereal – I’m thinking the protest edition cereal is next.

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