Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    The creators of apprehension want a word with you.

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    The One follower   6 months ago


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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 months ago

    No pun today. 1st of May is a good day for a neologism.

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    OK. I really like this. Lets do it for “refund” too: “Prefund”. Yay!

    Or how about “remark” or “rebuild”. Dang, there are a LOT of great ideas out there…

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    I know that I will regret drinking another beer but I’m going to drink it anyways.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  6 months ago

    hopefully, Pig

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    Before Pig was born, was he pretarded?

    (F PC)

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    syzygy47  6 months ago

    Ironic. I finally got around to watching Minority Report tonight, though I read the book years ago.

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    TampaFanatic1  6 months ago

    Or you can become a narcissist like Rat so that you do not have any regrets afterward or beforehand.

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    Hey, he’s got my vote.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Leave the grets alone and they won’t become regrets.

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    saintian  6 months ago

    I believe it’s called a conscious.

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    Baarorso  6 months ago

    Uh…start thinking ahead before you act? ;D

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    tzid  6 months ago

    It’s called conscience and Someone else has already invented it.

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    gawkface  6 months ago

    the p is silent in hindsight

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    Sanspareil  6 months ago

    The Egrets may resent this intrusion into their Public Relations efforts!

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    Gent  6 months ago

    I pregret that I is going to procrastinate tomorrow too.

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    James Wolfenstein  6 months ago

    I always have pregrets… every single day while the browser is opening PBS, I feel the pregret. Why? Whyyyyy???? :D

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    Purple People Eater  6 months ago

    That kind of regret already exists and has a name. It’s called a “conscience”, and it tells you when the thing you’re about to do is wrong. Problem is that many people never pay attention to it.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  6 months ago

    We all possess a sense of “pregret”…it’s called a “moral compass”

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    If only I knew then what I know now!!!

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    The best thing you can do is move forward.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    This is where " THINK before you do something" comes into play"! No royalties, PIG, for bad behavior….sorry!

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    Geophyzz  6 months ago

    The Catholic church called them indulgences.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 6 months ago

    The closest Pig will get to “royalties” will be eating at Burger King &/or Dairy Queen!

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    EvanRoyale  6 months ago

    100th like!

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    Shame vs. guilt.

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    garcoa  6 months ago

    Pregrets, I had a few, but then again, too few to mention.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    It’s called “thinking”.

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    I’m not sure that’s how life works, but OK.

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    prrdh  6 months ago

    I pregret to say your hopes are going to be dashed, Pig.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Trademark that one quick Pig. If Tyra Banks can trademark smeyes you can take this one.

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    svfdhgbdr vreuf guegeuf  6 months ago

    Pig, just drink some cactus juice, forget about your troubles, and worship the Friendly Mushroom Cloud.

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    CaveCat87  6 months ago

    Pregret? That can be easily taken out of context.

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    Cute_Spitsy (Liker of Worthy Comments)  6 months ago

    Nice, lol.

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    AtariDragon  6 months ago

    The Soviet Navy set out in hot pursuit, but the Pred October had already arrived in America.

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    stamps  6 months ago

    I don’t have regrets. I gret once, and that’s it.

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    R Mark Hansen  6 months ago

    It’s called “worry”. I’ll take 10%…

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    DondiDoo  6 months ago

    Best misspelling in a tattoo, “No Regerts”.

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    mwksix  6 months ago

    Pig just preconceived an idea…

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    Spence12 Premium Member 6 months ago

    You’re not allowed to regret anything you plan to regret in advance.

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    Lscool5791  6 months ago

    gotta love pearls

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    michael3114  6 months ago

    It used to be called a conscience, but Social Media killed that off.

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    Flower Girl  6 months ago

    A public relations fowl- a PR Egret.

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    wilhemenacooker  6 months ago

    Non, je ne regrette rien

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    Phydeux  6 months ago

    No pregerts.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    Finally, Pig shows some initiative.

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    dialfred  6 months ago

    Cool word for a trained conscience

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    If only the governor of Illinois would experience this…it’s called a conscience.

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    Call me Ishmael  6 months ago

    Pigret. Of course.

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  6 months ago

    I love, more than I can say, the ink blots that show increasingly on Pig’s face whenever he writes.

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    This IJChip Guys  6 months ago

    Isn’t that called a conscience?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  6 months ago

    Je ne regrette rien.

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    Mr. Snuffles  6 months ago

    I need this desperately

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    Adam-Stone(Soup)  6 months ago

    Pig; it’s called angst. Sorry!

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    Like voting……

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    The Brooklyn Accent  6 months ago

    The idea is preposterous.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Don’t get your hopes up, Pig. Someone has probably used it already….

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    rgcviper  6 months ago

    Reminds me of the time Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory invented a time between afternoon and evening: Prevening.

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    AndreasMartin  6 months ago

    I pregret there will be no pun today, but I shall prejoy tomorrow’s instead.

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    Jon Schutter  6 months ago

    They are actively trying to get this into the dictionary. EveryLittleThing podcast had this word as top three, but they eventually voted Nibling (a gender neutral word for niece or nephew) as favorite.

    Personally, I like pregret better!

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