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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 15, 2021

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 months ago

    Did he at least pay?

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    ImDaRealAni  6 months ago

    Probably just walked out.

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    B UTTONS  6 months ago

    Rat told the patient, it was “fake” notes, and the patient should fact check the comments.

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    alaskajohn1  6 months ago

    I’m surprised Rat doesn’t have a black eye or worse.

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    If rat gets an overly violent patient, rat will need to either cure the patient or die trying.

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    Considering today’s date, I’m surprised today’s joke isn’t about the IRS.

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    His insurance isn’t going to cover this.

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    Leojim  6 months ago

    Bottom line is, 90% of therapy is bogus, nothing but caching!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  6 months ago

    I wager Rat didn’t get his $200.

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    juncarlo  6 months ago

    Rat is actually a the-rapacious.

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    AndreasMartin  6 months ago

    Next time, try ‘He can be helped. For $200’.

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    Baarorso  6 months ago

    Next time Mr. Patient, DO NOT pay the psychiatrist in advance! ;D

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Next chapter in his story, how he got taken by a real rat.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Rat the the rapist?

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Honesty is generally the best policy. But for Rat …

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    Breadboard  6 months ago

    To the patient …. Go to a bar next time … Bourbon or Brandy will be more helpful than Dr Rat !

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Unless yours is a pre-paid service, I dunno how you makes $200 before he gets up from the couch and pays you.

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    James Wolfenstein  6 months ago

    This is so unlike Rat… he was listening! I’d be doing some crosswords instead. It’s the same 200 :D

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Rat is a prime example of superego!

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Rat is a Shrink okay, he will shrink your bank account !

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    Rat, best keep your notes to yourself from now on.

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    Themanofoor54  6 months ago

    What an interesting story.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Rat should never wear a necktie. Such a convenient and potential weapon.

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    That’s a wise choice, Rat.

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    TSRaman  6 months ago

    Doctor has a good handwriting. Surprising. He can also drw perfect circles.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Ha! Just like a rat!

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    hoffquotes2  6 months ago

    Probably in every “therapist” mind

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    Mr. Snuffles  6 months ago

    Rat sounds like the therapist in “Falcon and the Winter Soldier”

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago

    I wonder how this guy found Rat as a therapist in the first place. Can’t imagine it was by referral.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    And his haircut is atrocious.

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    knight1192a  6 months ago

    $200? Wow, Rat’s cheap. Maybe he can help folks.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  6 months ago

    Truth in revelation.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Now I know,I am Pastis’ patient.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Oh, no! Can this be the end of the short but shocking career of Rat the Therapist?

    (Of course, the state can’t pull a license he never bothered to get in the first place….)

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    wolfboy oz boy  6 months ago

    nice note

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