Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    For Pig, that’s another ordinary day.

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    fretlessman71  almost 2 years ago

    That term is “YouTube”.

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    feverjr  almost 2 years ago

    It’s not luck when you’re the Greatest Of All Time….

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Laziness and stupidity : it’s my ex boss.

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    ImDaRealAni  almost 2 years ago

    The boss v. leader. Boss fits this,

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    Stupidity (politician) meeting the stupidity (voter) = some jerk making the laws.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Goat married the boss’ daughter!

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    We call that unearned confidence Pig…usually accompanied by the phrase…”Hold my beer and watch this”

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    What happens? Why, nothing much at all.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 2 years ago

    The term is “normal”.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    ♫ If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all ♫

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    juncarlo  almost 2 years ago

    Laziness and stupidity, that abounds in the House of Representatives.

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago

    It’s called indolence.

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    TampaFanatic1  almost 2 years ago

    Laziness + stupidity = mediocrity. If you add in a touch of procrastination to mediocrity then it suddenly becomes failure.

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    Adam-Stone(Soup)  almost 2 years ago

    So, if Goat is synonymous with Subaru; then, I guess Pig’s direct link is Lada.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Laziness & Stupidity = The Human Race

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Preparation meeting opportunity is like the opposite of luck.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The answer to that party is “Qpublican Party”.

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    Pigs are actually supposed to be super smart. Maybe Pig is different or he just doesn’t like being smart.

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    wrd2255  almost 2 years ago

    Bacon happens, pig. Bacon.

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    dnie  almost 2 years ago

    OrangeManBad…………………………projection 101

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    [Unnamed Reader - bf182b]  almost 2 years ago

    The answer is “failure”.

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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    Actually, luck sometimes happens when laziness meets stupidity also. And it’s not always bad luck, either. Life is definitely not fair.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sometimes it is just luck. Even when Preparation meets Opportunity, the Preparation isn’t luck, but the Opportunity often is.

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    redback  almost 2 years ago

    I think is also spelled ‘promotion’. English is a weird language

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    I only got promoted because I loved my job and gave it all I had.!

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    DM2860  almost 2 years ago

    Laziness & Stupidity = government dependent

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Where does Goat work? I’ve followed PB4S since it began, & I don’t remember Paris (Goat’s real name) working anywhere.

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    TonyJones  almost 2 years ago

    Any one else not get distracted by trump vs biden argument but instead noticed that its the same stinkin’ picture in all four panels. Pretty sure that Stephen uses an aluminum bat because no one has the muscles for a wooden bat with that big of a sweet spot.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Can’t beat that BasilBruce! GREAT ONE!

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    roydiehl1  almost 2 years ago

    This is what we call a “press conference”

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’m surprised no one else has suggested the obvious. Laziness + stupidity = Loser.

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    Mr. Snuffles  almost 2 years ago

    That term is also Larry croc

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    There’s gotta be a name for it as there are so many lazy, non-productive and stupid people in our society……

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    nopainogain  almost 2 years ago

    right there with ya, Pig.

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Me. It’s me!

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Poor Pig.

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    codedaddy  almost 2 years ago

    Art work the past two days is efficient: Copy the first panel. Then paste, paste, paste for the rest.

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    Algolei I  almost 2 years ago

    I call it “Contentment.”

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Yep, luck favors the prepared mind. And if Louis Pasteur hadn’t lived, where would humanity be today?

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    David_the_CAD  almost 2 years ago

    The Great American Slacker, everyone loves them

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    grgt  almost 2 years ago

    Laziness meets stupidity? ….. hummmm … A Democrat congress person!

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    KR.Spammerich  almost 2 years ago

    I tend to politics

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    willban1  almost 2 years ago

    Actually I believe the term is Government Employee.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Twitter happens.

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    NWdryad  almost 2 years ago

    That’s been my sweet spot since the pandemic started.

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    It’s called “The Simpsons”.

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    WilliamDoerfler  almost 2 years ago

    Joe Biden.

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 2 years ago

    Too bad you’re not smart, Pig. According to this article, you can be lazy and successful…just not lazy, stupid, and succesful.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    To answer the question in panel 3: You start looting with impunity.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Not sure what the term should be, but it fits Pig like a glove. Call it "luck,’ in a sense, the luck of the draw….

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    TIMH  almost 2 years ago

    What happens when laziness meets stupidity?? Why, a promotion to upper-level management, of course! Peter Principle uber alles!!

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    T&J Fan  almost 2 years ago

    “Laziness meets Stupidity” Garfield and Jon.

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