Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2021


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 3 days ago

    Pig should consider not having a life preparation for what he has gone through in the last year.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 days ago

    Pig could have an after-life experience. Roasted underground . (Sardinian, an italian isle, recipe).

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 3 days ago

    The Wise Ass on the Hill dispenses wisdumb, yet again.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 days ago

    I don’t have Netflix, but I still do GoComics commenting and Facebook looking as well as YouTube watching… before and during the pandemic.

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    Sanspareil  3 days ago

    I remember Pig did tell Pigita that he was “incontinent” when he took vacations.

    So he actually does to other things other than Netflix!

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    Concretionist  3 days ago

    Embrace the existentialism! Not as good as a real hug, but hey: You can have existentialism.

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    BasilBruce  3 days ago

    Life during the pandemic: Sofa, so good.

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    Wilde Bill  3 days ago

    I think I see the problem here.

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    blunebottle  3 days ago

    Well said, Pig.

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    ronaldspence  3 days ago

    Very wise…ass…we should all take note…we will never get back wasted time…

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    ImDaRealAni  3 days ago

    Life of a gamer.

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    WaitingMan  3 days ago

    I was outraged when the quarantine and lockdown hit last year. How dare they tell me to live my normal life!

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    iggyman  3 days ago

    So true, Pig!

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    jimchronister2016  3 days ago

    You speak truth oh Wise ass Stephan!

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    nosirrom  3 days ago

    I still think you can miss the life you never had. I know because of my dreams.

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    Troglodyte  3 days ago

    Look at it another way, Pig. You were already living the life!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 days ago

    That “get up and go” thing is over rated.

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    Breadboard  3 days ago

    Well Pig you were normal the whole time and did not know it …

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    Gent  3 days ago

    I never watches Netflix. It a waste of time.

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    zeexenon  3 days ago

    Or, Plan-B, retire early.

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    AndreasMartin  3 days ago

    Well, it is nice to know that you COULD have a life. If you felt like it.

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    monya_43  3 days ago

    Since I retired I’ve had nowhere to go and all day to get there. Not so different from before the pandemic came along.

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    Wasa Bista  3 days ago

    Settle in. Normal life is not coming back until we say it is.

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    tripwire45  3 days ago

    I have it on good authority that we are all going back to our day jobs next month. Of course for Stephan, that still means sitting on his butt at home.

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    FassEddie  3 days ago

    …and go to restaurants! Jeez!

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 3 days ago

    I can live with that.

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    DarkSun™  3 days ago

    Get a life Pig, watch something other than Netflix.

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    KEA  3 days ago

    Red’s advice… get busy living, or get busy dying

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    tenchss417 Premium Member 3 days ago

    Order every thing you eat or need with free delivery from Walmart. Sit on my butt watching Netflix, Brit box, and YouTube. Shower once a week, I’ve found a new life.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 days ago

    They don’t call him the Wise Ass for nothing.

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    rickseg  3 days ago

    I’ve been watching some of the Novas on PBS that I’ve missed over the years. Very good stuff.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  3 days ago

    I tried watching Netflix, but there aren’t much options.

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    rawalko  3 days ago

    What is that hill made of, anyway?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 days ago

    I miss seeing other people. That was normal to me. But some people should change their normal.

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    Zebrastripes  3 days ago

    Oh…..not so wise ass on the hill, get a life

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    raybarb44  3 days ago

    Sounds like Confucius……

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    Bookworm  3 days ago

    “[Y]ou have to love life to have life, and you need to have life to love life…” Thornton Wilder; Our Town – 1938.

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    NWdryad  3 days ago

    This is probably why I have handled the pandemic as well as I have.

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    scpandich  3 days ago

    That’s pretty much how I’ve been able to weather the pandemic.

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    Thinkingblade  3 days ago

    Yes, but in normal life you would invite people over to watch with you, or you would go to a theater where you could sit on your butt and watch something …

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    Themanofoor54  3 days ago

    Looks like pig lost some weight on the fourth panel.

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    And So It Goes  3 days ago

    Now that I think about it, all of the characters with the exception of Stephan seem to be unemployed. Their always at home or out drinking. It’s a great life, just need to figure out I can do the same.

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    iggyman  3 days ago

    Anyone else think the Wise Ass on the Hill maybe should be replaced with a bull dispensing advice and other things?

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    Chris Sherlock  3 days ago

    You can’t miss what you never had.

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    Sisyphos  2 days ago

    Pig’s afterthoughts are more profound than the sayings of the Wise Ass….

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    TIMH  2 days ago

    Why does that hill, upon which the wise ass sits, look, suspiciously, like a mound of manure?

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