Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    I would hate to have owned Gillette stocks this past year.

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    BasilBruce  about 2 years ago

    Today’s background music: “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Wise Ass gets right to the heart of it. Also, though he is bearded, others don’t have to shave for 5 days or so.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Pig defies gravity in the first couple frames.

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    kaffekup   about 2 years ago

    Go for seven, amateur!

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    B UTTONS  about 2 years ago

    The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind / The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

    Cough, cough, ew

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    Leojim  about 2 years ago

    One good thing about not taking showers, is it is easy to establish social distancing.

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    Is that why he’s outdoors?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 2 years ago

    Amateur. I haven’t used soap in months…

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    Corwin Haught Premium Member about 2 years ago

    When did he shower before the pandemic? That hill doesn’t look like it has proper facilities.

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    ImDaRealAni  about 2 years ago

    What a good climber!

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    The shame will be if we gain no valuable lesson after 14+ months of isolation

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    Kind&Kinder  about 2 years ago

    I hope the esteemed Wise Ass is not sitting on a pointy top of the hill!

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Dang. I gots to remembers cleaning the pigs more thoroughly before roasting them.

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    Troglodyte  about 2 years ago

    It hasn’t done that much for personal hygiene, though, Pig.

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    Breadboard  about 2 years ago

    Every 2 or 3 days works fine …. Thank – You ;-)

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    Qiset  about 2 years ago

    I read that showering every day was pushed by the plumbing industry as one of the first attempt to use ads to modify behavior. Sadly, it worked.

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    PujaDidwaniya  about 2 years ago

    Wow that ass can go five days without showering I cant go to bed if I don’t go everyday.

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    ILK  about 2 years ago

    I haven’t missed a day in the office yet.

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    Iseau  about 2 years ago

    Make that 7 with handy wipes and beer.

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    …and a little disgusting.

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    Caldonia  about 2 years ago

    I found that out when I had no water for a week because some pipes burst because of snow. I hated the greeezy hair, though.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Right up PIGS ally…a roll in the cold mud should do it! Back to reality.

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    well-i-never  about 2 years ago

    Someone needs a new theme. See that outdoors in the panel backgrounds? That’s available to people.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Done that

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    Well he is a donkey.

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    Michael G.  about 2 years ago

    A smelly ass? Oh my!

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    Bookworm  about 2 years ago

    I’m not sure about the hygiene of hermits. Just because you “can” doesn’t necessarily mean you “should.”

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    wongo  about 2 years ago

    Apparently Pig has learned to defy gravity. Very cool !

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Does anyone know why Steph draws the Wise Ass so he looks like Horace Greeley?!?

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    doesntplaywellwithothers  about 2 years ago

    Little wonder he sits alone on top of a hill.

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    Who showers when you can take a bath.

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    DondiDoo  about 2 years ago

    I’ve met people. I’ll take loneliness, thank you.

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    skipper1992  about 2 years ago

    Three things I’ve learned:

    1. I am very lazy about shaving when I’m not going to be out in public

    2. I cannot grow a beard as I have several bald spots on my face

    3. My wife doesn’t like facial hair anyway

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    txmystic  about 2 years ago

    Only 5?

    Hold my beer…

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Adding to the pollution of our upper atmosphere.

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    Thinkingblade  about 2 years ago

    5? I can’t even stand myself after 2!

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    57BelAir  about 2 years ago

    one CAN go longer than that.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  about 2 years ago

    Only 5? Amateur.

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    Scott S  about 2 years ago

    In the Army we were in the field about 3 weeks out of the month. They don’t call it “Field Artillery” for nothing. After the first 2-3 days you get used to feeling grungy & you don’t even notice BO.

    When I got home I would take off my uniform, drop it on the floor & it crawled to the clothes hamper by itself.
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    Random Lurker Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That vodka is more precious for a hoarding commodity than TP.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago

    We boomers (and pre-war) remember the essential “Saturday Night Bath.”

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    ChrisTrey  about 2 years ago

    Am I the only one who thinks that “hill” is a just a pile of dung from the one sitting in one place for months? Just from the color of it, it looks like that to me.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Only five days?! What a piker this ass on the peak is….

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    Orcatime  about 2 years ago

    He still looks like Cedric the Entertainer to me.

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    Adam-Stone(Soup)  about 2 years ago

    Same here.

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