If this committed lifestyle works, then that would be a success which means that he’s not a failure which means he’s failed at being a failure and since failure is what he wanted he has succeeded which means he’s not a failure …
It’s quite true. Failure is not an “option.” It’s a “result.” Therefore, one will never “fail” if one never “attempts.” Of course, if one never attempts, one will never succeed either. So it could be just as accurately stated that “Success is not an option.”
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
What if you fail at being a failure?
ImDaRealAni about 3 years ago
Starbucks is not an option! It’s a lifestyle. Apple isn’t an option, it’s a lifestyle.
BasilBruce about 3 years ago
Let’s all give it up for Pig!
Gent about 3 years ago
Haven’t we been through this already?
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
good luck, Pig, at accomplishing all that
alaskajohn1 about 3 years ago
In your case, Pig, consider a trip to the meat packing plant; at least then you can be a success at ham and bacon.
blunebottle about 3 years ago
I’m alive. For me, at the moment, that’s pretty successful.
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
Keep on truckin’ Mr. Pig. You’re bound to get some where!
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
The Will To Fail – Katie Lee
I`m outwardly calm, apparently normal,
quick to smile and slow to peak,
but I have a little quirk
a pattern so to speak.
I`ve rarely have ever hold a job,
I never finish my work,
I`m an affable kind of a slob,
a highly disorganized classic sort of a jerk.
I`ve got the will to fail,
the will to fail,
I have talents that I never use,
I try to win, but I love to lose,
because I`ve got the will to fail. …
Vivi <333 about 3 years ago
What if you fail at being a failure?Then you have some talent
AndreasMartin about 3 years ago
I can relate.
henshaven Premium Member about 3 years ago
Don’t call it failure; term it as optional success!
Doug K about 3 years ago
If this committed lifestyle works, then that would be a success which means that he’s not a failure which means he’s failed at being a failure and since failure is what he wanted he has succeeded which means he’s not a failure …
cdward about 3 years ago
Failure is always an option.
iggyman about 3 years ago
Failure means you have not found your calling in life as yet!
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
That’s life, man.
chris_o42 about 3 years ago
And we never failed to fail, it was the easiest thing to do…
Totalloser Premium Member about 3 years ago
I committed to Failure a long , long time ago
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Too late, PIG!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
My kind of thinking. :)
timinwsac Premium Member about 3 years ago
But without failure you wouldn’t appreciate success.
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Pig should be committed.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
As is acceptance……
StephenJokela1 about 3 years ago
It always strikes me as a tad unusual how Pig manages to get ink all over himself while writing with a ball point pen…
Bookworm about 3 years ago
It’s quite true. Failure is not an “option.” It’s a “result.” Therefore, one will never “fail” if one never “attempts.” Of course, if one never attempts, one will never succeed either. So it could be just as accurately stated that “Success is not an option.”
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
You have succeeded in making a choice. That’s enough for one day.
zeexenon about 3 years ago
His traveling head scars are a new way of presenting the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sounds like the motto of the Illinois budget committee.
Some nerd who likes comics about 3 years ago
Hi I’m molly moskins
Goat (from PBS) about 3 years ago
It’s the ides of March, watch for knives
stamps about 3 years ago
How to fly – try throwing yourself at the ground and fail.
Buoy about 3 years ago
Failing forward is actually a great strategy, and it takes you places you would have never imagined.
Doglover26 about 3 years ago
me too, me too
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
There’s no stopping our Pig when he’s determined to fail!
Ermine Notyours about 3 years ago
And Timmy Failure is a popular book series.
falcon_370f about 3 years ago
Rule of Capitalism #56: You can’t free a fish from water.
StarBeak about 3 years ago
Same boat. What happened to the oars? On top of that, I didn’t know the boat had a fountain onboard. Uh Oh.
MysteryMan357 about 3 years ago
Failure is an option, but it’s not cool.
Gregdabrat about 3 years ago
Mythbusters
comicsfanaticman almost 2 years ago
Maxim 70: failure is not an option. It’s mandatory. The option is whether or not you let failure be the last thing you do.