Pig excels at one thing: he certainly knows how to set the bar low! If there was a “Mr Mediocrity” contest, he’d be a fave to win, probably running neck and neck with someone like Charlie Brown.
Body weight, like all things, is impermanent in this samsaric existence. When the enlightened pig effortlessly follows his true pig-nature, he and the cheeseburger shall be as one.
I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes. Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, Well, good God almighty which way do I steer
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
And tomorrow morning you will do something else that will make your weight different.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
“And I will not share it!”
Leojim over 3 years ago
I think Pig got duped. That’s no giant hamburger, it’s rather ordinary LOL
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
Pig has actually transcended his goal—he had fries too!
Gent over 3 years ago
The fatter you are the better you are, Pig.
baddawg1989 over 3 years ago
In the words of Ed O’Neill’s Al Bundy: I think I can handle that! :-)
Imagine over 3 years ago
I will diet. And my weight will be different. I hope.
Robin Harwood over 3 years ago
Success!
B UTTONS over 3 years ago
A gainful aspiration.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Pig started a fitness program. He’s fitness burger in his mouth…
TampaFanatic1 over 3 years ago
Pig excels at one thing: he certainly knows how to set the bar low! If there was a “Mr Mediocrity” contest, he’d be a fave to win, probably running neck and neck with someone like Charlie Brown.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
Sounds like my life…
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago
A BACON Cheeseburger!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 3 years ago
A goal that I can really get behind. (and not be seen)
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Love his chubby cheeks! Chomp chomp
AJ2016 over 3 years ago
Obtainable goals!!!
cdward over 3 years ago
At the end of each day, I used to write down one thing that I did new that day.
LizardPriest over 3 years ago
Body weight, like all things, is impermanent in this samsaric existence. When the enlightened pig effortlessly follows his true pig-nature, he and the cheeseburger shall be as one.
KeithRoman over 3 years ago
Carpe cheesum
ajr58(1) over 3 years ago
I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes. Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, Well, good God almighty which way do I steer
Stocky One over 3 years ago
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
How about a bacon cheeseburger? Now that’s daring.
Bookworm over 3 years ago
I still have to stifle a laugh when I hear someone order a deluxe giant double bacon-cheeseburger and super-sized fries – with a Diet Coke.
Snowedin over 3 years ago
Sounds like a solid plan to me!
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I will write drivel on GoComics.
A few people will read it and think I’m demented.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
At least it’s an attainable goal for a day…….
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Pig unclear on the concept.
Ken8338 Premium Member over 3 years ago
At my work all the employees had to submit goals to achieve. The stipulation was that the goal had to be “specific, measurable, and attainable.”
Mine was to use less than one bottle of antacid tablets each month.
BenTechCode over 3 years ago
Hey….It did make a difference….in his happiness!
KEA over 3 years ago
it didn’t say the difference had to be an improvement
Mr. Snuffles over 3 years ago
I will eat a salad, and my weight will not change.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
I will drink 7 different kinds of beer to prove that there’s no difference in taste once you’ve had one. Burp.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Just wait till Hannibal Lector feeds you Mason Verger.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not sure where the “meaningful” part comes in…
smorbie the great and beautiful over 3 years ago
sure, that’s a way to go.
Swirls Before Pine over 3 years ago
Great minds eat alike.
JohnNeal over 3 years ago
Pig is me..I am Pig
aerotica69 over 3 years ago
Dig it.
dfrost1 over 3 years ago
That’s the spirit, pork-chop!
Brazos_HouTx over 3 years ago
I love a good cheeseburger.
rgcviper the black cat over 3 years ago
Cheeseburger in Paradise, Pig …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5tK-_yxLms
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Partly true. I loves me my big ol’ cheeseburger and don’t care who cares….
[Sunday post here ’cause I was offline most of Saturday: computer glitch.]
Darkknight55 over 3 years ago
Always set realistic and achievable goals.
PBS1! over 3 years ago
Am I the only one who wants Pig to stop making ridiculously low goals? That’s getting old.