Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 06, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    And tomorrow morning you will do something else that will make your weight different.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “And I will not share it!”

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    I think Pig got duped. That’s no giant hamburger, it’s rather ordinary LOL

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    BasilBruce  over 3 years ago

    Pig has actually transcended his goal—he had fries too!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    The fatter you are the better you are, Pig.

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    baddawg1989  over 3 years ago

    In the words of Ed O’Neill’s Al Bundy: I think I can handle that! :-)

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    I will diet. And my weight will be different. I hope.

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    Robin Harwood  over 3 years ago

    Success!

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    A gainful aspiration.

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    Pig started a fitness program. He’s fitness burger in his mouth…

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    TampaFanatic1  over 3 years ago

    Pig excels at one thing: he certainly knows how to set the bar low! If there was a “Mr Mediocrity” contest, he’d be a fave to win, probably running neck and neck with someone like Charlie Brown.

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like my life…

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A BACON Cheeseburger!

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A goal that I can really get behind. (and not be seen)

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Love his chubby cheeks! Chomp chomp

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    AJ2016  over 3 years ago

    Obtainable goals!!!

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    At the end of each day, I used to write down one thing that I did new that day.

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    LizardPriest  over 3 years ago

    Body weight, like all things, is impermanent in this samsaric existence. When the enlightened pig effortlessly follows his true pig-nature, he and the cheeseburger shall be as one.

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    KeithRoman  over 3 years ago

    Carpe cheesum

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    ajr58(1)  over 3 years ago

    I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes. Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, Well, good God almighty which way do I steer

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    Stocky One  over 3 years ago
    Whenever I feel like making a difference, I just write down a subtraction question.
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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    How about a bacon cheeseburger? Now that’s daring.

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    Bookworm  over 3 years ago

    I still have to stifle a laugh when I hear someone order a deluxe giant double bacon-cheeseburger and super-sized fries – with a Diet Coke.

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    Snowedin  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like a solid plan to me!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    I will write drivel on GoComics.

    A few people will read it and think I’m demented.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    At least it’s an attainable goal for a day…….

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Pig unclear on the concept.

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    Ken8338 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At my work all the employees had to submit goals to achieve. The stipulation was that the goal had to be “specific, measurable, and attainable.”

    Mine was to use less than one bottle of antacid tablets each month.

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    BenTechCode  over 3 years ago

    Hey….It did make a difference….in his happiness!

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    it didn’t say the difference had to be an improvement

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    Mr. Snuffles  over 3 years ago

    I will eat a salad, and my weight will not change.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    I will drink 7 different kinds of beer to prove that there’s no difference in taste once you’ve had one. Burp.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Just wait till Hannibal Lector feeds you Mason Verger.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Not sure where the “meaningful” part comes in…

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  over 3 years ago

    sure, that’s a way to go.

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 3 years ago

    Great minds eat alike.

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    JohnNeal  over 3 years ago

    Pig is me..I am Pig

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    aerotica69  over 3 years ago

    Dig it.

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    dfrost1  over 3 years ago

    That’s the spirit, pork-chop!

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    Brazos_HouTx  over 3 years ago

    I love a good cheeseburger.

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    rgcviper the black cat  over 3 years ago

    Cheeseburger in Paradise, Pig …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5tK-_yxLms

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Partly true. I loves me my big ol’ cheeseburger and don’t care who cares….

    [Sunday post here ’cause I was offline most of Saturday: computer glitch.]

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    Darkknight55  over 3 years ago

    Always set realistic and achievable goals.

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    PBS1!  over 3 years ago

    Am I the only one who wants Pig to stop making ridiculously low goals? That’s getting old.

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